Today is THE day...The end is near

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Last night I took my bag of essentials out of the trunk of the car to inventory, replace outdated stuff, sharpen the knives (I swear they get dull just sitting in there). I forgot to put it back in the trunk before leaving this morning. So, the way my luck is, today will be the day that multiple tornadoes hit during an earthquake caused by a terrorist attack and start a forest fire and rioting. Be ready. If it does happen...I'm sorry...it was my fault.

I feel very vulnerable right now. I could use a hug.
 
Today is the day? Awesome! My 'adventure' kit is in the car and ready to go, I transferred my EMT jump kit back into my car this morning, and I am planning on shooting this afternoon and have that equipment with me, as well. I'm as ready as I'd ever be today!

Sadly, my Becker BK5 Magnum Camp Anti-Zombie Homeland Security Knife is still at home. Oh well, I guess I'm close to being ready for the impending apocalypse. :)
 
ain't no zombie's around here, done cleaned 'em all out.

funny thing tho', there's these big pod-like things out in the garden,
maybe I'll bring one inside and see what's in 'em.
 
Aw Geeez, just the day after I run out of Zombie repellant, and the only thing I'm carrying is a Schrade Peanut.

Looking through the telescope last night there is a chance that a comet'll smack into the earth also.
 
hikeeba said:
Today is the day? Awesome! My 'adventure' kit is in the car and ready to go, I transferred my EMT jump kit back into my car this morning, and I am planning on shooting this afternoon and have that equipment with me, as well. I'm as ready as I'd ever be today!

Sadly, my Becker BK5 Magnum Camp Anti-Zombie Homeland Security Knife is still at home. Oh well, I guess I'm close to being ready for the impending apocalypse. :)
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Well, you're prepared and that's just peachy but...how...does...that...help...ME? Seriously what am I going to do at noon today when the polarity of the Earth is reversed and there's a Tsunami in the Ohio River?
 
Reminds me of the old man in the boat in the belly of the tanker in Water World when the match came down the pipe. "Oh thank God":D
 
Task Folrce K thanks for the heads up I am about to hit the rail trail thats runs in front of the house to take my dog cisco kid out for a walk and realized that I didn't have my .45 acp god luck charm straped on.
 
John_B said:
Nope. Gay Crackhead Alien zombie grizzly bears that are horny!
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All I've got is a sharp rock, a Hershey's Kiss, a single match and one square of bathroom tissue and you guys are making jokes? Let's see who's laughing when gravity stops working at 1313 hours Pacific time and giant lizards begin stomping through your home town, spitting acid and trying to fulfill their horrible lust for the taste of Formica. That's why I've lived without counter-tops for over three years.

Formica Free Forever
 
mkhop said:
Task Folrce K thanks for the heads up I am about to hit the rail trail thats runs in front of the house to take my dog cisco kid out for a walk and realized that I didn't have my .45 acp god luck charm straped on.
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Be sure to fill the hollow-points on the silver bullets with garlic and crack.
 
Beckerhead has now strapped on his heavy duty aluminum foil helmet to keep the "readers" out of his thoughts. He will now retire to his in house faraday cage, and eat gherkins while waiting for the 1st wave. Do ya'll hear that humming sound?? it is SO loud, that droning, never ending sound. I think I should g
 
beckerhead said:
Beckerhead has now strapped on his heavy duty aluminum foil helmet to keep the "readers" out of his thoughts. He will now retire to his in house faraday cage, and eat gherkins while waiting for the 1st wave. Do ya'll hear that humming sound?? it is SO loud, that droning, never ending sound. I think I should g
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I only wear the aluminum-foil hat so the CIA can't make me wet the bed anymore...plus it gives my hair a lustrous sheen
 
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