Today is THE day...The end is near

Whew, close one. I thought I'd been infected with a flesh-eating virus. It was just a peel from a sunburn. Everybody can relax.
 
Well I was gonna take a road trip to SFO. Now I guess I'll stay home and load magazines.
 
Today's the end. Good. I will put on my welding goggles and just watch all those new sunrises rising to the north, and the south, and west, and a few to the east too. For now I will just put in extra beer into the fridge before the power goes out for good, and then sit down and enjoy the light show.
 
Gotta replace ALL your gear QUICK:D

Credit cards will be no good when the crack-smoking, acid spitting, lizardbear, horney zomibies come to get us. Best be prepared!
 
Random04 said:
Gotta replace ALL your gear QUICK:D

Credit cards will be no good when the crack-smoking, acid spitting, lizardbear, horney zomibies come to get us. Best be prepared!
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You're absolutley right. Credit card plastic tastes too much like the formica they lust for.
 
If all this causes more hurricanes here in Florida...You'll get no Christmas card this year mister...
 
I'm sooooo glad that none of this happened last Friday (the 13th). That would have been the end of the world for sure.

This way, at least, we're only looking at the fall of western civilization.

Hey, there I go, being an optimist again.
 
Its after 18:00 GMT and no sign of Horny alien zombie lizardgrizzly Acid smoking formica spitting whatchmacall-um's...

Anyone know what the bag limit is on these critters?

I hear those Extreme Shock 12 Gauge Nytrillium Slug, Frangible Shotgun Rounds can stop a hurricane in its tracks. After dispatching the "visitors" , we can use whats left of the ammo stop any hurricanes that might get within range of the FL coast.
 
Rupestris said:
Its after 18:00 GMT and no sign of Horny alien zombie lizardgrizzly Acid smoking formica spitting whatchmacall-um's...

Anyone know what the bag limit is on these critters?

I hear those Extreme Shock 12 Gauge Nytrillium Slug, Frangible Shotgun Rounds can stop a hurricane in its tracks. After dispatching the "visitors" , we can use whats left of the ammo stop any hurricanes that might get within range of the FL coast.
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1313 Pacific time is when everything breaks loose (this is what I've decided and I've been right about everything else so far) but your conventional weapons will have no effect on them. The only thing that will even slow them down is Retsyn, the secret ingredient in Certs. Flee. Perhaps humanity will survive deep within the Retsyn mines of Minnesota.
 
Quiet Bear said:
Sorry guys, you got it wrong. December 21, 2012 is teotwawki. ;-)
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...:D ...:thumbup:

It is now Tuesday 7/17/2007 at 10:53:44 AM

Event Scheduled For : Galactic Plane Crossing (Universal Time)

5 years 5 months 4 days 17 minutes 20 seconds or
283 weekends or
1,984 days or
47,616 hours (31,744 waking hours) or
2,856,977 minutes or
171,418,639 seconds
 
1whitefoot said:
...:D ...:thumbup:

It is now Tuesday 7/17/2007 at 10:53:44 AM

Event Scheduled For : Galactic Plane Crossing (Universal Time)

5 years 5 months 4 days 17 minutes 20 seconds or
283 weekends or
1,984 days or
47,616 hours (31,744 waking hours) or
2,856,977 minutes or
171,418,639 seconds
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That wouldn't make any sense...it doesn't explain why I'm wearing a necklace made of Certs.
 
So you foolish mortals. You think you can escape the King of the Zombies. My Horde is everywhere. They hid under ground waiting for my command..... I shall convert you all into my horde. I would bring your knowledge into my fold........... Which would make it easier to convert more of you Into my Zombie army.............. There is no escape my army is in the millions........................... We the undead shall rule................................................. You might stop a few of us but you would still lose the WAR.................................................................. We are in control of the Gov ( which would explain a few things im sure)................................................................ The only things you Mortals should worry about is...................................... BBQ ..............................Boiled............................................... Fryed.......................................................... I do expect all of you to run fast and far.......................................................... We dont like fatty meat hope you understand.................................................... Yes we still would have you for dinner..................................................................

Your Emperor Sasha has spoken Sasha King of the Zombie Horde Sasha the Just
 
John_B said:
Nope. Gay Crackhead Alien zombie grizzly bears that are horny!
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HOLY CRAP!! I was kinda looking forward to the coming changes but now I'm more than a little scared. This is the one thing I forgot to prepare for.
 
HUMAN SACRIFICE!!!!!

Thats what we need. And as a jesture and peace offering to the Zombie Horde and Sasha, I'd like to offer my Sister-in-law.

"What say ya there fuzzybritches?"

We got a deal?
 
Well as a King i know a deal when i see it......................... There must be a reason why you want to give me your sister in law?????????????????????......................................... That tells me that you realy realy want to get rid of her........................................ Well i can help you out BUT................................................... It would cost you 7 large blades and they better be good ones.................................................. I would also want some salt and lots of peper............................. We expect lots of cooking in the near future................................................

Your Emperor has spoken
 
task force k said:
Well, you're prepared and that's just peachy but...how...does...that...help...ME? Seriously what am I going to do at noon today when the polarity of the Earth is reversed and there's a Tsunami in the Ohio River?
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That's why God made West Virginia. Head for the high ground!:eek:
 
Haha you guys kill me. I think I am going to walk around with my lucky rabbits foot attached to my RTAK. I am not sure if I should bring my tin foil helmet or not.
 
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