Today is THE day...The end is near

Something deep inside , primordial if you will , told me not to open this thread.

Now I'm downright scured. :eek:


Goin to count ammo , see you folks around.
 
rebeltf said:
Something deep inside , primordial if you will , told me not to open this thread.

Now I'm downright scured. :eek:


Goin to count ammo , see you folks around.
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did you see this?

I never have Zombie in this neck of the woods.

first this is PA, and even the grandmothers are armed to what used to be teeth.

me , i don't even have to fire a shot to keep them away.

not after rebeltf sent me this RickRoll'D CD.

that thing even keeps the Tax Collector away.
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Quiet Bear said:
Sorry guys, you got it wrong. December 21, 2012 is teotwawki. ;-)
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1whitefoot said:
...:D ...:thumbup:

It is now Tuesday 7/17/2007 at 10:53:44 AM

Event Scheduled For : Galactic Plane Crossing (Universal Time)

5 years 5 months 4 days 17 minutes 20 seconds or
283 weekends or
1,984 days or
47,616 hours (31,744 waking hours) or
2,856,977 minutes or
171,418,639 seconds
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:D :thumbup: I am glad someone knew what I was talking about!
 
Those are my vampire Bats they are the scouts for my army.................... They bleed you, then we come to collect the other white meat............. We are waiting for the universal aliens to come down.............. My army would grow to take over................... RebeltF so how much ammo do you realy have????????????????? It wont be enough to stop us all ............. You better run .................RUN i say but you still cant hide.................
 
Well, I cleaned my shotty, my Glock, and my 22/45, then decided to shoot them, then had to clean them again. But no zombies or vampires were spotted around here.
 
If all this goes down there will be a few survivors and if I am one of them I will step up to the plate and help repopulate the planet.
 
Boys dont ya all worry about what comes next.............................. You would be in the Army then .......................... My Army......................... So its all a party........................ food........................... chasing women ........................... Eating the women...... Get all the guns you want...................... I heard some survival experts would carry lots of guns....................... for us and some ammo too............... But Us the Zombie horde we like ..................... axes................... large knifes............. machetes......................... Lets not forget the good old CLUBS............................. You all in the Army now..................... Zombie army....................... After this planet i promise you space travel............... lots of space Zombie to be found out there......

Sasha King of the Zombie horde
 
Hey Sasha - ole' rotting flesh breath,

You came to the wrong place to make a credible threat. These folks routinely carry SHARP things -- lots and lots of sharp things. :thumbup:

You need to go to the Indoor Light Gardening Society website. (But watch out for sharp hoes there! :eek: )
 
I hope you all already carry the sharp things..... how do you think we get them????????????????? Our army can only grow all we need is a bite or a scratch and you are ours................................................ Then you get your friends and before anyone knows it we got lots more new guys with sharp things lol....................... Its good to be a Zombie King.......

Sasha King of the Zombies
 
Ah Sasha, so you're more a classic Romero zed than an Omega Man, indeterminate, non-infectious, vampire-zombie-don't-know-what. Good to know.

You do bring up a good point, though. I mean, what are sharp pointy things good for ? We gonna stick your minions right in the eye ?

Hmmm, fire might be good though. We've got lots of that. Tell you what: call the boys around the campfire for a round of Molatov cocktails, my treat....

Or we could teach them to run with scissors....
 
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH please.................................. You guys been watching too many movies........................ Yea we are slow to move ................... But its not like my people cant follow orders............ We can still use Axes knifes........................... The Zombies that are less then a week old can still use the sniper rifle and and be fast with a sword....
Now if you watch the movies.................... they only way they give a chance..................... To the poor future Zombies is make the Zombies stupid.................................... But we know better ............................
its all how we start...................... Start with a smart victim and you get ................................. a smart Zombie..................... We would go for
for all of you guys on here.................. First this way we get ..................
all the guns and knifes that you poor souls carry..................... and let our ........................Army grow....................... Oh yea you might..........
kill some of us .................. But we would win ....................... We got no
diserters in our army...................... My army moves with one mind like .....
........................ANTS......................... You cant stop us.......... .........
We Shall Win

Sasha King of the Zombie Horde
 
It is now Saturday 7/21/2007 at 1:22:47 PM
Event: Galactic Plane Crossing (Universal Time)
Scheduled For 12/21/2012 11:11:00 AM
5 years 4 months 30 days 21 hours 48 minutes 13 seconds or
282 weekends or
1,980 days or
47,517 hours (31,678 waking hours) or
2,851,068 minutes or
171,064,092 seconds
 
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