Today is THE day...The end is near

Duh 555 do you realy think that my people would let you know before hand that we are going to take you apart............................ No we would let you fall asleep and then get you grab you by the legs pull you off the bed and get a few bites............................... If you fight to much we shall BBQ you with lots of garlic........................................ If you follow then we shall have you join our Zombie Horde................................ But no matter what we shall have.....................................YOU.
 
1313 Pacific Time...43 minutes from now...Holy Crap...If something really does happen, I'll be the most unpopular prophet on THIS forum.
 
sasha said:
Duh 555 do you realy think that my people would let you know before hand that we are going to take you apart............................ No we would let you fall asleep and then get you grab you by the legs pull you off the bed and get a few bites............................... If you fight to much we shall BBQ you with lots of garlic........................................ If you follow then we shall have you join our Zombie Horde................................ But no matter what we shall have.....................................YOU.
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HAHAHA...the Zombie King says, "Duh".

I don't know why that struck me as so funny. It's like the devil showing on the day of the apocalypse and speaking with a high squeaky voice and a lisp
 
sasha said:
Duh 555 do you realy think that my people would let you know before hand that we are going to take you apart............................ No we would let you fall asleep and then get you grab you by the legs pull you off the bed and get a few bites............................... If you fight to much we shall BBQ you with lots of garlic........................................ If you follow then we shall have you join our Zombie Horde................................ But no matter what we shall have.....................................YOU.
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I never have Zombie in this neck of the woods.:yawn:

first this is PA, and even the grandmothers are armed to what used to be teeth.:eek: :D

me , i don't even have to fire a shot to keep them away.

not after rebeltf sent me this RickRoll'D CD.:eek: :barf: :eek:

that thing even keeps the Tax Collector away.:D :D :D
 
Funny..........now that you mentioned it, I did notice it was unusually quiet around here in NEPA............no birds tweetin'...................no dogs barkin'..................in fact I haven't seen a car or heard the phone ring in hours.:eek:

Wait I hear a scrapin', rustlin', wet kinda sound down in the basement.

Let me get my flashlight out..............damn thing is flikerin'. wait here's a candle............................gimme a minute here while I light it...............................................................................................................................OUCH I burnt my finger and that was my last match...........................Ok here we go, it's lit............sure is drafty down here, I sure hope my candle doesn't.........................................................................................................................................................................................................damn it went out,.........................what's that,........ who's there..................................let go of me,..............................................................what're ya gonna do with that.....................................................oh no not you too April...........................................................................................................arghll....................................................................................................................................................must get to cell phone.......text this message to what's left of the free world......................in order to pre............ve.......t the e...........nd of the wor................ld you ha..............ve to.......................................................................................................................
 
sasha said:
......................... There must be a reason why you want to give me your sister in law?????????????????????.......................... That tells me that you realy realy want to get rid of her..
Your Emperor has spoken
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Truth be told. I think she might actually be a zombe alien lizard bear thing-a-ma-jig.

I'll throw in the seven large blades and 20 lbs. of garlic for the BBQ but you must appoint me as Chancellor of West Virginia. (Sorry TL. To the best of my knowledge, zombies don't like banjo music. I'm trying to save my own hyde here.;) )
 
I just called my wife to say goodbye and tell her that I love her for the last time before the end of the world. She told me that one of the toilets is stopped up and we were out of beer so I'd have to pick some up on my way home.

Let it be written into history that this is how the end of humanity began.
 
......................... i dont know where you are from Rupestris.......................... But even Zombies have good taste................. We do like Banjo music ....................................It makes it easier to find ........................ those Hill running folks................ They taste somewhat more gamy then city folks...................................... The meat keeps longer but im sure thats from the drink they make in the back................................... About your sister in law ............................. I see no reason why we cant make a deal there................................ lets bite on it .......................... I would think about letting you be the ..................................... Chancellor of west Virginia ..................... I do expect that you send my army more food....................... Family members would do just fine...................... Start with the ones you dont like. ............................................... Please dont send me everyone all at once................................. 555 do keep the CD in your pocket so my people can find it easier after we tear you apart............................. We might want to listen to it at lunch time............................ dont Worry about T. Erdelyi...................... It was only the Zombie rats that got him..................... The poor soul started to run in a circle down at the basement........................ He keeped running into the walls untill he knocked himself out........................... I think we would keep him of the intertaiment .............................. Next time we get bored we would let him lose in the basement again and watch him knock himself out again.............. ...................... shishhhhh some people need to calm down .................. Maybe take a hot bath with some vegtables ...........................

Your Emperor Sasha King of the Zombie horde Sasha the Just Killer of Thumper......... You may sit down now
 
task force k said:
... one of the toilets is stopped up and we were out of beer ... this is how the end of humanity began.
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Or at least the beginning of Hell for many. ;) :D
 
the rest of you are safe, I just made the ultimate sacrifice and joined Columbia House. I'll hold off on buying 5 DVDs at regular price as long as I can, the end can't come until then.
 
The end is near.
Some things I know and some things I don't.
I don't know Butchie instead.

-John Monad-
 
I know how you feel TFK, yesterday I was out and about and just dropped off my aunt and was leaving her place when, "dud" the truck clonked out. Turns out it was the fuel pump and of course I hadn't brought the B.O.B. with the good stuff or my usual tool kit....grrrrr! But I do feel lucky, I'm moving this week from the midwest to Oregon and plan on visiting all the sites we can (Yellowstone, devils tower, Mt Rushmore, grand teetons, glacier national) and better to break down here than than in the bad lands!
 
Well, somehow I made it home. How the hell did the zombies learn to drive so quickly?

I've got my goody bag back now, so the world is probably safe. To thank you all for your support...I guess I'll have to post pics of the goody bag, tomorrow.
 
in a very very evil laugh LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL............................................... That what i want you to belive that you are all safe.................. Maybe tonight ...................................... maybe tomorow night........................ Maybe a month from now ................. we will be there ....................... none of you would feel safe again ......................... No BOB would help you.. But it would be nice if you did carry it............. I want more cool toys . We are going to take yours ..................

Your Emperor Sasha King of the Zombie horde
 
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