Tradewater

There use to be a street named after TradeWater, but they had to change it because nobody crosses TradeWater and lives!
 
Tradewater doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Tradewater has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Tradewater was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bk-11 and a drywall trowel.
 
The ocean was once fresh water but Tradewater likes his shrimp salty.

Tradewater can steal a womens virginity just by sayinig, "Hello, my name is Tradewater".

Tradewater uses a stunt double. When crying would be appropriate.

Don't ask Tradewater to tell you a joke.........you won't survive the punchline.

If Tradewater hasn't done it, you shouldn't try it.

Death Valley wasn't named that because of its heat, it was named Death Valley because Tradewater has a summer home there.

Tradewater drives the Pope-mobile.
 
A woman once asked Tradewater about his name, if it meant he 'Trades water or something?'. He told her to meet him in the middle of the Atlantic ocean and he would tell her.

Her name was Amelia Earhart.
 
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