Tradewater

Most people have an innie or an outie bellybutton. Trade just has another fist.
 
Tradewater rode out of the womb on a Harley Davidson.

When Tradewater flips you off, he's showing you how many seconds you have to live.

Lance Armstrong wears a bracelet that says " Live Tradewater".

Tradewater likes his meat so rare, he only eats unicorns.
 
In the day, Tradewater never rewound his movie cassettes before returning them. Blockbuster didn't have the balls to charge him extra.
 
Tradewater's exploits were supposed to be the inspiration and subject of the show 'Dual Survival', but the title 'Survives By His Own Damn Self' didn't have quite the same ring to it.
 
Tradewater once made love to a blow up doll* and got it pregnant. The children are now known as the Rockettes.

*By blow up doll I mean dump truck inner tube.
 
Tradewater doesn't go to job interviews, he calls and asks what day to start.
 
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Ethan Becker said:
Gore was one of Trade's very few but monumental screwups.......
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I believe that was done on purpose. To remind us of how he can step out and let it all go to hell, so that we appreciate him. We show appreciation with homages and threads like these. The good Trade giveth and the good Trade taketh away.
 
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