Tradewater

Tradewater once finished a 60 ounce steak in one hour.
The first 55 minutes was spent having sex with the waitress.
 
Tradewater has the heart of a lion.
It's in a jar...in his shed.

Tradewater is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, he just ate a Jeep.
 
Tradewater invented Tae Bo, but chose to be a silent partner and allowed Billy Blanks to be the front man.
 
People try to tell us that Everest is the result of plate tectonics. They don't want us to know Tradewater actually built it.
 
Tradewater CAN divide by zero

Tradewater once brought a dead deer back to life by rubbing it with his beard, then he snapped it's neck...just to teach us that the good Tradewater giveth and the good Tradewater taketh away :D

There is no chin under tradewaters beard, just another fist...full of Becker!
 
Tradewater's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong.
 
Tradewater has taken a vow of celibacy, because his seed has spread so widely that the odds are too great of dipping into his own gene pool.
 
God originally asked TradeWater to build the Ark, but then he realized that TradeWater would end up making Jerky out of all the animals so he asked Noah instead!
 
Tradewater survived calling Mrs Trade "woman".
in public.
when she had a fisked BK5 in her hand.
 
The only thing tuffer than TradeWater is Mrs. TradeWater!
Behind every strong man is an even stronger woman!
 
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