Tradewater

[Jonny1280]

Tradewater once finished a 60 ounce steak in one hour.
The first 55 minutes was spent having sex with the waitress.

 

[GarnetandBlack]

Tradewater once finished a 60 ounce steak in one hour.
The first 55 minutes was spent having sex with the waitress.

I think I just pissed myself

 

[Hunter Sharp]

I once asked TradeWater to help me build a tree house for my kids, this is what he came up with

 

[GarnetandBlack]

Tradewater is the only wonder of the natural world. The other 7 are just the first runners-up.

 

[CCMI]

Tradewater is ph neutral

 

[Jonny1280]

Tradewater has the heart of a lion.
It's in a jar...in his shed.

Tradewater is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, he just ate a Jeep.

 

[Hunter Sharp]

TradeWater... Enough said.

 

[Chameleonbear]

I heard that Tradewater once made a bacon wrapped osturduckenguin.

 

[RogueBowie]

Tradewater invented Tae Bo, but chose to be a silent partner and allowed Billy Blanks to be the front man.

 

[Luke.]

Before Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Tradewater.

 

[Galeocerdoshark]

People try to tell us that Everest is the result of plate tectonics. They don't want us to know Tradewater actually built it.

 

[shockjockey24]

Tradewater CAN divide by zero

Tradewater once brought a dead deer back to life by rubbing it with his beard, then he snapped it's neck...just to teach us that the good Tradewater giveth and the good Tradewater taketh away

There is no chin under tradewaters beard, just another fist...full of Becker!

 

[Luke.]

Tradewater sweats nitroglycerin

 

[DerekH]

Tradewater's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong.

 

[RogueBowie]

Tradewater has taken a vow of celibacy, because his seed has spread so widely that the odds are too great of dipping into his own gene pool.

 

[Hunter Sharp]

God originally asked TradeWater to build the Ark, but then he realized that TradeWater would end up making Jerky out of all the animals so he asked Noah instead!

 

[DerekH]

I would love to try giraffe jerky.

 

[Hunter Sharp]

I would love to try giraffe jerky.

I know! For some reason the first animal that comes to mind when I think of the ark is a freakin giraffe!

 

[1066vik]

Tradewater survived calling Mrs Trade "woman".
in public.
when she had a fisked BK5 in her hand.

 

[Hunter Sharp]

The only thing tuffer than TradeWater is Mrs. TradeWater!
Behind every strong man is an even stronger woman!