Tradewater

[DerekH]

ha! Came back after 4 months off just to keep this going.

Who are you?

 

[Murphnuge]

Who are you?

And why is he in my head?!

 

[NixKustoms]

That's the guy that sold his hat!

 

[DerekH]

I am going to talk to my lawyer later today about getting a cologne patented and named Tradewater. It will smell like a mixture of bengay, old wet hay bales, and mossberg.

 

[RogueBowie]

I am going to talk to my lawyer later today about getting a cologne patented and named Tradewater. It will smell like a mixture of bengay, old wet hay bales, and mossberg.

Better not walk through a retirement home wearing that, it really gets the women folk riled up.

 

[DerekH]

Mmmm, nothing gets the motor goin like a women with no teeth.

 

[DJG097]

You know what they say about women with no teeth, don't you? Well actually I don't...

 

[GarnetandBlack]

After several minutes of deliberation, I decided NOT to bump this thread up with a sarcastic post.

 

[Chameleonbear]

I think we should get that one mod to sticky this. Not Bladite, or Moose, but that other one.

 

[Hunter Sharp]

I think we should get that one mod to sticky this. Not Bladite, or Moose, but that other one.

I 2nd this! :thumbup:

 

[tradewater]

Time to break out the plunger for this one.

 

[Murphnuge]

Tradewater is too awesome for me to allow this to fall to page 2. Honestly, y'all should be so lucky to experience this man's generosity. If you take a couple minutes to call him, he'll give you 90 minutes on the phone. Talk about return investment!

 

[tradewater]

Tradewater is too awesome for me to allow this to fall to page 2. Honestly, y'all should be so lucky to experience this man's generosity. If you take a couple minutes to call him, he'll give you 90 minutes on the phone. Talk about return investment!

Oh that's good. That beats anything I ever helt, felt or smelt right there.




Shouldn't you be outside chopping something up with that new axe? Or drinking some kind of weird honey wheat gummy bear flavored beer or something?

 

[Hunter Sharp]

How about some TradeWater facts

TradeWater does not do push-ups... He pushes the earth down!
The dinosaurs did not go extinct... They killed themselves to make way for TradeWater!

Anyone else have more facts?

 

[Jonny1280]

Giraffes were invented when Tradewater upper cutted a horse. Fact.

 

[RogueBowie]

Tradewater once ate an entire cake at a bachelor party before anyone could tell him there was a stripper in it.

 

[Jonny1280]

See that pile of wood?
Those were once mighty limbs that Tradewater karate chopped off that big 'ol tree behind him.

 

[worldwood]

Tradewater once ate an entire cake at a bachelor party before anyone could tell him there was a stripper in it.

graduation day party only had 1 rule.... dont eat the strippers....

 

[Jonny1280]

graduation day party only had 1 rule.... dont eat the strippers....

That's a universal rule...right? Right.

 

[Eero]

graduation day party only had 1 rule.... dont eat the strippers....

I hear if you eat a stripper it imparts a metallic taste to your food.