Tradewater

What the hell, I'm in too. Thanks for the chance.

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That floor is wet from where he marked his territory, not the water fountain.
 
I heard tradewater threatened to choke out Nessie unless he posed for a picture. That's right, bitch...smile for the boys.



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Damn, he is tough. And territory is serious business. I saw him piss in his hammock one night so that nobody else would come around.
 
Tradewater has the calves of a 17 year old olympic runner!
 
Tradewater doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow.

He once ran a marathon because it was on his way.

He doesn't actually need to eat. Food just uses his body for protection.
 
Jonny1280 said:
Tradewater doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow.

He once ran a marathon because it was on his way.

He doesn't actually need to eat. Food just uses his body for protection.
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I think I heard about the marathon, he actually won it and when they offered him the trophy he declined and actually gave them an even bigger trophy out of the goodness of his hart!
 
Ive heard that deer commit suicide on his lawn in the hopes that he will make jerky out of them.
 
tradewater said:
I heard tradewater threatened to choke out Nessie unless he posed for a picture. That's right, bitch...smile for the boys.



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Nessie now resides in Tradwaters back yard. Sometimes on the right day at the right time you can catch a glimpse of TradeWater taking Nessie for a walk. Some people stop to snap a picture... A picture of TradeWater!
 
Walking on water is no big deal to Tradewater. He can swim through land.
 
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