Tradewater

we won't go into why Trade went blind - this is a family friendly sub-forum, after all.
 
Tradewater has a voice so powerful it is listed on top of the Scoville-scale...


The Trade has such a mighty wroar, they can read it on the Richter-scale....,
In Japan....!
 
He once tamed a concrete pig.

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Tradewater can kill two stones with one bird.
 
Tradewater is resposible for the Dark Ages.
It's because he punched everyones lights out.
 
Scientists recently discovered that grizzly bears don't hibernate. Apparently they hide in caves during Trades mating season.
 
Sometimes Trade put on plain clothes and walk amongst the regular people....


When Trade come out at daytime, the sun run of and hide behind the moon...
 
Page 5 of the subforum threadtitle pages....

Trade uses ferric acid as mouthwash....
 
Tradewater tried getting a haircut once. There is nothing that can cut a tradewater hair...
 
Tradewater's urine can be used to create an impenetrable patina on most metals. It's also believed to be an aphrodisiac in most Asian countries and rumored to be marketed as something called "Gatorade" at most retailers.
 
If Trade slip with a knife, the blade will shatter on impact with his skin....
No steel has ever been discovered hard enough to cut the Trade...
 
Page 5 again, sometimes I think I'm the only one who cares.



Anyway, Trade's erection is huge! I mean, unless somebody else built this thing.

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