Tradewater

Trade once got confused as to what the bottle opener on his necker was supposed to do. So he used it to open a bear.
Need less to say the bear was less than pleased
 
How'd this one get so far down on the list again?

Tradewater doesn't play the guitar. He plays an actual axe.

When Trade was in school, the teacher had to raise her hand to ask him a question.
 
Tradewater jump kicked two grizzly bears in the face at the same time.
He now wears them as slippers when he dons his smoking jacket and lights up fine cigars.


Tradewater is the only thing that can kill Keith Richards.


Tradewater doesn't play duck, duck, goose.
He plays duck, duck, smack you in the head so hard you'll see stars. Little stars in the shape of Tradewater's face.
 
Trade went to montana for a week - the grizzly bears left their favorite camper spot for that week.
 
When Tradewater donates blood he declines the syringe, and instead opts for a handgun and bucket.
 
When Tradewater donates blood he donates YOUR blood.
 
Poor tradewater. Now don't you guys feel bad about this? Not even sure how ya's get any sleep. Now that that bullshit is over:



Here kitty kitty:

 
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I sure am glad you boys are enjoying this. It just warms my heart. :cheerful:
 
I sure am glad you boys are enjoying this. It just warms my heart. :cheerful:

I'll bet. Here's a couple cool ones:





Trade bucks:



I thought this one was cool, in the sense that the pistol looks like the one you're holding:

 
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I thought this one was cool, in the sense that the pistol looks like the one you're holding:

The 6" looks like a model 14.
The one in Trade's hand looks like a 15, 19, or one of the newer combat variants.


Smith & Wesson named the model 15 after Tradewater (Combat Masterpiece).
 
The 6" looks like a model 14.
The one in Trade's hand looks like a 15, 19, or one of the newer combat variants.


Smith & Wesson named the model 15 after Tradewater (Combat Masterpiece).
Figured someone would notice, haha.

Dude Dubz you are photo shop God!!!
Actually, I'm a GIMPer. But, I didn't make these in GIMP. These were made at sites where you submit a photo, and they do the rest.
 
...and by the way Dubz, I want this picture on my tombstone...:D



 
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...and by the way Dubz, I want this picture on my tombstone...:D



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Kay shouldn't mind. :D
 
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