Tradewater

[DJG097]

Damn dubz! Those are good!

 

[1066vik]

The kitchen help looking over your shoulder?

she probably reminded him "every man is allowed one last request........... is that yours?"

 

[Murphnuge]

Sgt. Barnes is not the only thing that can kill Sgt. Barnes. Trade could do it, he was just washing his hair that day.

 

[tradewater]

You're off your game a little Muffy. That was weak.

 

[DerekH]

Muffy has had a long week. Give him a break. Tina was riding him extra hard yesterday.

 

[Guyon]

Tradewater pisses excellence and restocks with Black & Tan.

 

[DerekH]

Tradewater likes knives and fine alcoholic beverages!

(Am I doing it right? It's been awhile. )

 

[Murphnuge]

Muffy has had a long week. Give him a break. Tina was riding him extra hard yesterday.

Hey, at least I'm not just cut and pasting Chuck Norris fodder.

 

[tradewater]

Tradewater pisses excellence and restocks with Black & Tan.

Speaking of Black & Tan, we may be in your neck of the woods today and I've got you some flint to drop off. I'll text you when we get close.

 

[DerekH]

Hey, at least I'm not just cut and pasting Chuck Norris fodder.

I never once used Chuck Norris fodder. Bill Brasky fodder on the other hand... With a few embellishments of my own thrown in liberally.

 

[daizee]

Ooh, Trade, what a man
Signature gesture, hot damn
worthy of haiku


(page 3 revival, help me out)

 

[tradewater]

Ooh, Trade, what a man
Signature gesture, hot damn
worthy of haiku


(page 3 revival, help me out)

Would somebody get drunk and translate this for me please.

 

[1066vik]

low-ku:

trade's fav-rite gesture
one lone finger pointing up
this one's for you, pal

 

[daizee]

Would somebody get drunk and translate this for me please.

'stance' and 'pose' only have one syllable and I ran out of steam.

 

[1066vik]

oops.
guess i was thinking of his "other" Trademark gesture...

 

[Luke.]

Before Liam Neeson goes to sleep he checks under the bed for Tradewater

 

[Jonny1280]

Tradewater taught Jean Claude Van Damme how to do the splits.

 

[Hunter Sharp]

TradeWaters idea of fun is jumping out of a perfectly good airplan... With no parachute!

 

[CCMI]

The famous saying about Colt revolvers is often mis-quoted, omitting a key phrase..

The full quote reads:

"God created man, Samuel Colt made them equal... well, except Tradewater"

 

[Bobber]

Whenever Chuck Norris needs a shave, he has to call Tradewater...
Only person wicked enough with a blade so that he can and dares to cut Chucks beard..