Tradewater

[Jens Schuetz]

I heard on the radio that Eskimos have 7 different words to describe his beard.

In sure there are at least seven in English.
Brown blond red white short long medium scratchy frozen shaved

 

[Jerry D.]

You can lead a horse to water, but only Tradewater can make him drink.

 

[tradewater]

Talked to Murphy lately?

 

[Jerry D.]

Maybe.... He seems to be slacking off though.

 

[utah_fish]

What's going on here? Is Tradewater some kind of awesome micro brew? What's all the fuss about this "Tradewater"?

 

[bigghoss]

What's going on here? Is Tradewater some kind of awesome micro brew? What's all the fuss about this "Tradewater"?

Tradewater is only the best ever.

 

[utah_fish]

Tradewater is only the best ever.

So ...........it's a good fishin' river, maybe. Old Indian potlatch location?

 

[bigghoss]

So ...........it's a good fishin' river, maybe. Old Indian potlatch location?

Tradewater just is, man.

 

[NJBillK]

Tradewater just is, man.

Your wrong, Tradewater isn't "just" anything.

He is Far beyond just a mere description, and it is definitely an incorrect description of being "just" something.

 

[Jonny1280]

Tradewater fishes with his teeth.

 

[Noswad0208]

Tradewater once went noodling for Alligators, when one finally got enough nerve up to bite him, it's teeth all broke out when they toutched him.

 

[bigghoss]

Once, after drinking all of the beer and still not catching a buzz, Tradewater decided to go kayaking on the Colorado river. Somewhere in Arizona he stopped to take a leak and in doing so caused a torrent the likes of which the world had never nor will ever see again. By the time he had finished emptying his bladder (6000 gallons over the course of 11.4 minutes) he had carved the Grand Canyon. That same indecent is also the reason you can't drink seawater, unless you're Bear Grylls.

 

[NJBillK]

Trades Grand Canyon is equivalent to a mere mortal taking a leak in the snow.
Though we can't read it since we aren't that evolved yet, rumors have it that the Grand Canyon is his signature.

 

[Jerry D.]

Giving California the Tradewater.... Take that!

Yes.... I need to work on my Tradin'.

 

[1066vik]

you need to lean forward a little - like you mean it.

 

[NJBillK]

Let The Man himself show how it is done!

 

[Jerry D.]

I know! The knifehand angle of the dangle is all wrong.

 

[1066vik]

I blame the malign influence of California.

 

[Jonny1280]

The Tradewater has even reached the Left Coast....





And glass furnaces everywhere...

 

[NJBillK]

Why was this on Page 22?