Tradewater

[Jerry D.]

BK&T forum regulars seem to be oddly interested in Tradewater's fecal matter.

 

[Murphnuge]

BK&T forum regulars seem to be oddly interested in Tradewater's fecal matter.

He's got some cool crap.

 

[Jerry D.]

He's got some cool crap.

Good thing he's a... Regular guy.

 

[LG&M]

His sh*t does not stink.
Comes out smelling of Bacon

 

[NJBillK]

Tradewater likes his meat so rare he only eats Unicorns and maybe Sasquatch.

Sasquatch parents tell their sasquatch kids to behave or Tradewater will carry them off in the night.

Sasquatch is actually one of Trade's turds.

..and he once did a turd that climbed Mt. Everest at the age of 21. It's name is Bear Grylls..

His sh*t does not stink.
Comes out smelling of Bacon

So Trade will, on occasion, eat a sasquatch, or carry a small one off into the night. Which is awkward because apparently "Sasquatch" is one of Trades turds, keeping in mind it is at least 21 years old and had the ability to climb mountains. Oh, and that turd has been known to drink it's Own urine while having a faint bacon-ish aroma.

Damn, this legend has gone awry or I have not had enough alcohol...

 

[Murphnuge]

Tradewater puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".



Blood splatter.

 

[Noswad0208]

So Trade will, on occasion, eat a sasquatch, or carry a small one off into the night. Which is awkward because apparently "Sasquatch" is one of Trades turds, keeping in mind it is at least 21 years old and had the ability to climb mountains. Oh, and that turd has been known to drink it's Own urine while having a faint bacon-ish aroma.

Damn, this legend has gone awry or I have not had enough alcohol...

It makes sense to me, and I haven't even had alcohol..

 

[Jerry D.]

Tradewater diligently waters and feeds his gremlins after midnight. He doesn't get what all the fuss is about.

 

[LG&M]

Tradewater diligently waters and feeds his gremlins after midnight. He doesn't get what all the fuss is about.

:thumbup: how many got that reference?

 

[Guyon]

Tradewater puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

A line for the ages.

 

[NJBillK]

Tradewater diligently waters and feeds his gremlins after midnight. He doesn't get what all the fuss is about.

Trade's gremlins revert into mogwai's in his presence.

 

[bigghoss]

Tradewater diligently waters and feeds his gremlins after midnight. He doesn't get what all the fuss is about.

He cooks them as appetizers before a big Sasquatch steak.

 

[Jerry D.]

When asked only "guess what," Tradewater can with 97% accuracy.

 

[bigghoss]

When asked only "guess what," Tradewater can with 97% accuracy.

Tradewater doesn't get the answer wrong. You didn't get the right question.

 

[Jerry D.]

Tradewater doesn't get the answer wrong. You didn't get the right question.

:thumbup: There is such a thing as a stupid question.

 

[mchipman]

:thumbup: There is such a thing as a stupid question.

Unless Trade water is asking it

 

[cbwoods67]

Tradewater doesn't need to ask questions. He already knows.

 

[Jonny1280]

Tradewater uses two live rattlesnakes as suspenders to hold up his trouser pants.

 

[BeeKayNutCase]

Tradewater uses two live rattlesnakes as suspenders to hold up his trouser pants.

They do it willingly and as a favour to him.

When challenged by the world's leading mathematicians as to the true total quantity of Pi, Trade responded "Apple".

Newtons third law of physics actually states "for every TradeWater there must be an equal and opposite reTradeWater". TradeWater tested this theory by punching him in the face.

 

[1066vik]

I heard on the radio that Eskimos have 7 different words to describe his beard.