Tradewater

[Guyon]

tradewater grows vine-ripened tomatoes in the winter. They don't dare die on him.

 

[1066vik]

That's okay man, not your fault. You know these things just happen sometimes .

By the way, you are dead to me and you can send my stuff back.

That line is right up there with hearing "nothing personal, it's only business" just before the wood chipper fires up...
just sayin'...

 

[mrn8]

Tradewater doesn't need a wood chipper. He's faster and more efficient with a pair of BK14's.

 

[DJG097]

Tradewater doesn't need a wood chipper. He's faster and more efficient with a pair of BK14's.

But that's only after he re ground them.

 

[OutdoorsFamilyMan4]

But that's only after he re ground them.

With his teeth

 

[dresnor]

Jesus can walk on water, Tradewater can swim through land.

Jeremy

 

[Guyon]

tradewater only owns a grinder for fun. He can grind 1095 with his fingernails.

 

[GarnetandBlack]

Tradewater doesnt read books. He stares them down until they give him the information he needs.

 

[maethor]

It is said that Blackjack and Camillus stopped producing Becker knives because TradeWater ate all the blanks they had. He digested that fine steel, and then crapped a big pile of a mysterious material that is commonly referred to as "1095 Carbon Steel". Scientists at CERN are still trying to figure out what this material actually is.

 

[tradewater]

I'm gonna start rating these 1 to 10. Meat, that was a 4 buddy.

 

[OutdoorsFamilyMan4]

Every night the boogie monster checks under his bed for Tradewater

 

[Chameleonbear]

There once was a man from Nantucket. When he met Tradewater, his only response was "awwwwww f(...)k it!"

 

[GarnetandBlack]

Tradewater once beat a man in Connect Four using only three moves.

 

[Guyon]

Tradewater once beat a man in Connect Four using only three moves.

I heard it was one move and involved tradewater's fist.

 

[Guyon]

When tradewater feels like some light exercise, he pisses off Bruce Banner.

 

[maethor]

I'm gonna start rating these 1 to 10. Meat, that was a 4 buddy.

Tradewater is able to reach an 11 on the 1 to 10 scale of tradewater facts.

 

[bsmith_shoot]

Tradewater doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Tradewaterscreen.

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 2 missed calls from Tradewater.

Tradewater doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.

Tradewater had already been to mars, thats why theyres no signs of life.

Tradewater doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh!t out of it.

 

[tradewater]

That's better.

 

[bsmith_shoot]

Tradewater can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

Death once had a near-Tradewater experience.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Tradewater allows to live.

 

[Guyon]

I just tried butt banning tradewater. It can't be done.