Tradewater

To pose as an undercover pimp, he didn't even have to disguise himself.
 
The Bible actually had a chapter called "The Book Of TradeWater" but the people at the time could not handle it!
 
It's also a little known fact that the Bible was originally titled "Tradewater and friends".
 
TradeWater tried to go on the show "Man Tracker", but when the Man Tracker found out who he was going to be tracking he jumped off his horse and ran into the forest never to be seen again! TradeWater is now the go to tracker but he does it using only his sense of smell!
 
Hunter Sharp said:
TradeWater tried to go on the show "Man Tracker", but when the Man Tracker found out who he was going to be tracking he jumped off his horse and ran into the forest never to be seen again! TradeWater is now the go to tracker but he does it using only his sense of smell!
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Smell? tradewater tracks mountain lions with just his pecker used sort of like a divining rod.
He can find underground water with it too, but it looks pretty crazy when he gets a hit.
Honestly... you don't want your kids to see it.
 
Trade was once asked to help out with groundhog day festivities.
Some of the locals still get a funny twitch whenever "whistlepig sausage" is mentioned.
 
you could drop tradewater off at the north pole in his underwear with only his tooth brush and hed show up the next day on you're door step with a millon dollar smile this man is a professional!
 
Tradewater once filmed an episode of Dual Survivor...........by himself.......

Moose
 
Guyon said:
Smell? tradewater tracks mountain lions with just his pecker used sort of like a divining rod.
He can find underground water with it too, but it looks pretty crazy when he gets a hit.
Honestly... you don't want your kids to see it.
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This one wins so far! Almost spilled my drink when I read it!
 
I heard that Les Stroud has tradewater on speed dial.
 
Tradewater was out for a hike one day and decided to drag his walking stick behind him.
That's how the Grand Canyon was invented.

He plays draw poker with a six shooter.

He once kicked a tree down and took a bite out of it to make a canoe.

There is actually no list of endangered species.
Only a list of animals that Tradewater has allowed to live.
 
Trade can smell fear, just by lookin' at ya.......

Moose
 
When you hear thunder outside, it's more than likely just Tradewater taking a deuce.
 
Tradewater regularly plays Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver. By himself. He got tired of solitaire.
 
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