Tradewater

I hereby proclaim Jonny1280 tradewaters official stalker. Any objections? No? I figured.


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Jonny1280 said:
Haha...it's true.

There are no tough cuts of beef...there is only Tradewater.
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There is no stalking Tradwater, in order to stalk somebody, they are most likely unaware you are doing it. Hell TradeWater knows what you are about to post an hour before you do!
 
Tradewater only plays Russian Roulette because the Russians are afraid to play Tradewater Roulette.
 
Well "Tradewater" Roulette involves a lack of pants, and it is really cold in Russia. I can't say that I blame them.
 
You guys know what happened to Bin Laden right? When TradeWater heard we wanted to take him out, he gave Bin Laden a phone call... Using Vonage of corse, just moments after he hung up the phone Bin Laden took his own life! The rest is a cover up.
 
Heres a photo I found of Tradewater as a child
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Tradewater was once bitten by a poisonous snake. After three days of excrutiating pain, the snake died.
 
There used to be a street called Tradewater but they had to change the name because no one crosses Tradewater and lives.
 
A young boy was once visited in a vision by a wise sage named Tradewater who told him he would go forth and create a legendary line of outdoors oriented knives and tools. That young boy grew up to be Ethan Becker.
 
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