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Tragedy has struck our house.





It's only Tuesday, and we're out of surplus Easter candy.

Forget the puny, little rabbit. Next year I'm requesting an Easter St. Bernard. I bet we won't run out then.
 
DunkEm said:
Tragedy has struck our house.





It's only Tuesday, and we're out of surplus Easter candy.

Forget the puny, little rabbit. Next year I'm requesting an Easter St. Bernard. I bet we won't run out then.
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You need to run out right this instant and buy up what's left at 50% off. Tragedy = triumph.
Just make sure you let on to everyone you know that you planned it this way.
 
granitestateofmind said:
You need to run out right this instant and buy up what's left at 50% off. Tragedy = triumph.
Just make sure you let on to everyone you know that you planned it this way.
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This is an excellent plan. But I've got a cold and haven't been out of the house since Easter. Hence, no candy.

But, I do love the retroactive planning aspect.
 
Noswad0208 said:
Any of them pertaining to a lanyard. ;)
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Do you want to get it out of your pocket? Then yes, lanyard.

DunkEm said:
How 'bout a general philosophy of life?
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That would end the snark thread tonight. Plus, I might (will) get banned for life. So....Terry Pratchett says it best, no matter the philosophical conundrum. Besides, I've better things to do with my time. I'm unwrapping my new granite surface plate ATM. It's made of granite.....and is flat to within 0.0001". Unfortunately, I can only claim to be accurate within an eighth of an inch or so, even with the granite state of my mind. I have a lot of catching up to do.

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'Twas a great deal at 30% off. Actually, I'm still unsure why exactly I bought it, or what to do with it. But it certainly looks impressive.
 
My 8 year old yanked out a molar and looked at me saying "Daddy, tell me the truth, are you and mommy the Tooth Fairy?" Well I guess it's inevitable but damn, she should have at least used the BK2 to get that tooth out.
 
My daughter used my wire strippers when she as 8. I jokingly handed them to her, next thing ya know she's holding a tooth in them while the wife cringed. Little girls are awesome. My son never went for that. For some reason, for me, it seems my daughter tries harder to impress me than my son did. He's 19 now and knows it all lol
 
Arkanian said:
My 8 year old yanked out a molar and looked at me saying "Daddy, tell me the truth, are you and mommy the Tooth Fairy?" Well I guess it's inevitable but damn, she should have at least used the BK2 to get that tooth out.
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I had to have a talk with my daughter on Easter because she thought it would be cute to tell her little brother there really wasnt any Easter Bunny.

It was hard explaining to her that we arent exactly lying to them... when in reality we actually are.

So i just said, "you know there isnt an easter bunny, i know there isnt an easter bunny... But if you tell your little brother there isnt an easter bunny again.... Im gunna kill Santa and bury him with every toy your suppose to get for xmas for the rest of your life" ..........


OK OK OK... I didnt say that last part... But only because the wife wouldnt let me LMAO
 
My parents had to tell me that the tooth fairy didn't exist when I was 5. Lost my first tooth, got excited about the money but wanted to keep the tooth, had a meltdown because "what if the tooth fairy doesn't see the note!?" Finally my mom said "Dawson, honey, the tooth fairy isn't real." I said "Oh.. well do I still get my money?" :D

Then I overthought a bunch of stuff and about a day later handed my dad a piece of paper that said "S.I.N.R." and told him to figger out my message, after much deciphering he finally guessed "Santa Is Not Real," which was correct.

TBH I'm glad I learned younger. Made me more appreciative of Christmas gifts.
 
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