Ultimate Gas Station Knife

stabman

Gold Member
Joined
Sep 17, 2007
Messages
20,396
My brother found me the ultimate gas station knife while filling up in Detroit. :thumbsup:

It checks all the best gas station boxes:
-It is a karambit
-It is assisted opening
-It has skull camo
-It has a biohazard symbol on the blade and...it is labelled as being intended for killing zombies!!! :D

TKqL87S.jpg


rFhspIm.jpg


BF7fEZ4.jpg


It is truly a sublime thing of cheesy beauty. ;)
 

Ajack60

Platinum Member
Joined
Apr 21, 2013
Messages
7,081
It certainly has the right markings for a gas station knife, but the true test to qualify, is price (14.99 or lower) and how long before it falls apart or is dangerous to use.
 

stabman

Gold Member
Joined
Sep 17, 2007
Messages
20,396
It certainly has the right markings for a gas station knife, but the true test to qualify, is price (14.99 or lower) and how long before it falls apart or is dangerous to use.

The cost is right.
It was about $10.
It may not fall apart all that quickly though...it is built better than some.
But it does have a soft stop pin that began denting immediately, so that is good. :thumbsup:

You left out the sweet sweet backspacer.

It is pretty sweet, eh? :cool:
 

stabman

Gold Member
Joined
Sep 17, 2007
Messages
20,396
Ahhh the zombie karambit. Perfect for trapping and getting up close and personal -you know, the proper way to fight zombies!

I know, right? :D

Sweet!!! I really hope he didn't bring that into Canada!:eek:
I wouldn't feel safe!:oops::(

Yes, this evil device is indeed inside Canada, endangering our entire way of life. ;)
 

austonh

Gold Member
Joined
Jun 26, 2012
Messages
1,886
This was the most exciting thread title I've seen in some time. Thankfully, the content did not disappoint either. :thumbsup:
 

stabman

Gold Member
Joined
Sep 17, 2007
Messages
20,396
This was the most exciting thread title I've seen in some time. Thankfully, the content did not disappoint either. :thumbsup:

With any luck I shall find other gas station knives that are as perfect an example of the genre, but it will take some searching.

What a beauty a real masterpiece

The skull camo really adds to the overall effect. :D

I want one . :(

You should get one too...they likely made more than one of them. ;)
 

Ajack60

Platinum Member
Joined
Apr 21, 2013
Messages
7,081
Brothers with a sense of humor, gotta love them for that :p.
He does have a keen eye for authentic gas stations knives, and all this time, you didn't think he was paying attention.
 

stabman

Gold Member
Joined
Sep 17, 2007
Messages
20,396
Brothers with a sense of humor, gotta love them for that :p.
He does have a keen eye for authentic gas stations knives, and all this time, you didn't think he was paying attention.

I had mentioned wanting to go on a gas station knife shopping trip, and he remembered.
When he brought it over, I was super happy. :)
I was more pleased actually than when I received my last high quality knife.
 
Joined
Dec 7, 2016
Messages
11,264
My brother found me the ultimate gas station knife while filling up in Detroit. :thumbsup:

It checks all the best gas station boxes:
-It is a karambit
-It is assisted opening
-It has skull camo
-It has a biohazard symbol on the blade and...it is labelled as being intended for killing zombies!!! :D

TKqL87S.jpg


rFhspIm.jpg


BF7fEZ4.jpg


It is truly a sublime thing of cheesy beauty. ;)

I threw up when I found this at my little brother’s house.

maxresdefault.jpg


M McFeeli beat that. And its half serrated.
 
Top