Ultimate Gas Station Knife

stabman

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My brother found me the ultimate gas station knife while filling up in Detroit. :thumbsup:

It checks all the best gas station boxes:
-It is a karambit
-It is assisted opening
-It has skull camo
-It has a biohazard symbol on the blade and...it is labelled as being intended for killing zombies!!! :D

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It is truly a sublime thing of cheesy beauty. ;)
 
It certainly has the right markings for a gas station knife, but the true test to qualify, is price (14.99 or lower) and how long before it falls apart or is dangerous to use.
 
Ajack60 said:
It certainly has the right markings for a gas station knife, but the true test to qualify, is price (14.99 or lower) and how long before it falls apart or is dangerous to use.
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The cost is right.
It was about $10.
It may not fall apart all that quickly though...it is built better than some.
But it does have a soft stop pin that began denting immediately, so that is good. :thumbsup:

Danke42 said:
You left out the sweet sweet backspacer.
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It is pretty sweet, eh? :cool:
 
This was the most exciting thread title I've seen in some time. Thankfully, the content did not disappoint either. :thumbsup:
 
austonh said:
This was the most exciting thread title I've seen in some time. Thankfully, the content did not disappoint either. :thumbsup:
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With any luck I shall find other gas station knives that are as perfect an example of the genre, but it will take some searching.

sXePhenomenal said:
What a beauty a real masterpiece
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The skull camo really adds to the overall effect. :D

LEGION 12 said:
I want one . :(
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You should get one too...they likely made more than one of them. ;)
 
Brothers with a sense of humor, gotta love them for that :p.
He does have a keen eye for authentic gas stations knives, and all this time, you didn't think he was paying attention.
 
Ajack60 said:
Brothers with a sense of humor, gotta love them for that :p.
He does have a keen eye for authentic gas stations knives, and all this time, you didn't think he was paying attention.
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I had mentioned wanting to go on a gas station knife shopping trip, and he remembered.
When he brought it over, I was super happy. :)
I was more pleased actually than when I received my last high quality knife.
 
stabman said:
My brother found me the ultimate gas station knife while filling up in Detroit. :thumbsup:

It checks all the best gas station boxes:
-It is a karambit
-It is assisted opening
-It has skull camo
-It has a biohazard symbol on the blade and...it is labelled as being intended for killing zombies!!! :D

TKqL87S.jpg


rFhspIm.jpg


BF7fEZ4.jpg


It is truly a sublime thing of cheesy beauty. ;)
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I threw up when I found this at my little brother’s house.

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M McFeeli beat that. And its half serrated.
 
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