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Ultimate Gas Station Knife

Discussion in 'General Knife Discussion' started by stabman, Jun 18, 2018.

  1. stabman

    stabman Gold Member Gold Member

    Sep 17, 2007
    My brother found me the ultimate gas station knife while filling up in Detroit. :thumbsup:

    It checks all the best gas station boxes:
    -It is a karambit
    -It is assisted opening
    -It has skull camo
    -It has a biohazard symbol on the blade and...it is labelled as being intended for killing zombies!!! :D

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    It is truly a sublime thing of cheesy beauty. ;)
     
  2. McFeeli

    McFeeli

    Feb 13, 2017
    Ahh.. But you're missing one of the most important elements of the truest of all gas station knives! The zombie blood splatter, of course! Bonus points if it's in green instead of red, haha.
     
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  3. marcinek

    marcinek

    Jan 9, 2007
    It's stab-a-licious.
     
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  4. stabman

    stabman Gold Member Gold Member

    Sep 17, 2007
    I suppose that is true. :D

    Indeed. :)
     
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  5. Ajack60

    Ajack60 Platinum Member Platinum Member

    Apr 21, 2013
    It certainly has the right markings for a gas station knife, but the true test to qualify, is price (14.99 or lower) and how long before it falls apart or is dangerous to use.
     
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  6. Danke42

    Danke42

    Feb 10, 2015
    You left out the sweet sweet backspacer.
     
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  7. stabman

    stabman Gold Member Gold Member

    Sep 17, 2007
    The cost is right.
    It was about $10.
    It may not fall apart all that quickly though...it is built better than some.
    But it does have a soft stop pin that began denting immediately, so that is good. :thumbsup:

    It is pretty sweet, eh? :cool:
     
  8. kniferbro

    kniferbro Basic Member Basic Member

    Jan 22, 2011
    Ahhh the zombie karambit. Perfect for trapping and getting up close and personal -you know, the proper way to fight zombies!
     
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  9. danbot

    danbot Gold Member Gold Member

    Oct 31, 2009
    Sweet!!! I really hope he didn't bring that into Canada!:eek:
    I wouldn't feel safe!:oops::(
     
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  10. stabman

    stabman Gold Member Gold Member

    Sep 17, 2007
    I know, right? :D

    Yes, this evil device is indeed inside Canada, endangering our entire way of life. ;)
     
  11. austonh

    austonh

    Jun 26, 2012
    This was the most exciting thread title I've seen in some time. Thankfully, the content did not disappoint either. :thumbsup:
     
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  12. sXePhenomenal

    sXePhenomenal Gold Member Gold Member

    Mar 8, 2018
    What a beauty a real masterpiece
     
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  13. LEGION 12

    LEGION 12 Gold Member Gold Member

    Jan 8, 2009
    I want one . :(
     
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  14. stabman

    stabman Gold Member Gold Member

    Sep 17, 2007
    With any luck I shall find other gas station knives that are as perfect an example of the genre, but it will take some searching.

    The skull camo really adds to the overall effect. :D

    You should get one too...they likely made more than one of them. ;)
     
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  15. Ajack60

    Ajack60 Platinum Member Platinum Member

    Apr 21, 2013
    Brothers with a sense of humor, gotta love them for that :p.
    He does have a keen eye for authentic gas stations knives, and all this time, you didn't think he was paying attention.
     
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  16. stabman

    stabman Gold Member Gold Member

    Sep 17, 2007
    I had mentioned wanting to go on a gas station knife shopping trip, and he remembered.
    When he brought it over, I was super happy. :)
    I was more pleased actually than when I received my last high quality knife.
     
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  17. 19-3ben

    19-3ben Gold Member Gold Member

    Jul 27, 2015
    Watch out. If you ever drop it in a pile of blue skulls with red eyes, you'll never find it.
     
  18. stabman

    stabman Gold Member Gold Member

    Sep 17, 2007
    That is true.
    Hopefully I don't drop it when raiding the shores of blue skull beach. :eek:
     
  19. Lapedog

    Lapedog

    Dec 7, 2016
    I threw up when I found this at my little brother’s house.

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    @McFeeli beat that. And its half serrated.
     
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  20. stabman

    stabman Gold Member Gold Member

    Sep 17, 2007
    That's pretty great...but it would be better with skull camo. ;)
     
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