Ultimate Gas Station Knife

[gazz98]

Is that a Jared West design?

We really do need a 2018 gas station knife competition. Winner gets bragging rights ............ until the 2019 competition.

Stabman, let the blood on the karambit dry. You get extra bonus points for a real blood splatter on the blade vs painted on.

 

[Wowbagger]

Ohhhhh
When I first saw the title of this thread I thought you were asking us "what is the best of the gas station knives".
I was going to say : The one with the most glitter and skulls on it.

That blue zom. killer is one ugly knife !
Makes the zombies shuffle in the opposite direction . . . not because they are afraid you will cut out their brain with it but because the knife has deeply offended their sensibilities.
Or maybe they went to look for a large enough knife to cut out their own brain so they won't ever have to look at your knife again.

 

[LG&M]

I smell a contest ,"Best" gas station knife. $15 and under.
Post them all in one thread, most "likes" wins.

 

[G. Scott H.]

My brother found me the ultimate gas station knife while filling up in Detroit.

It checks all the best gas station boxes:
-It is a karambit
-It is assisted opening
-It has skull camo
-It has a biohazard symbol on the blade and...it is labelled as being intended for killing zombies!!!

It is truly a sublime thing of cheesy beauty.

Magnificent! I can see it now. As your brother gazed into the display case, a shaft of sunlight came through the window, illuminating this particular knife, and he heard this sound:

 

[stabman]

Magnificent! I can see it now. As your brother gazed into the display case, a shaft of sunlight came through the window, illuminating this particular knife, and he heard this sound:

That is undoubtedly the case!

 

[Hickory n steel]

Magnificent! I can see it now. As your brother gazed into the display case, a shaft of sunlight came through the window, illuminating this particular knife, and he heard this sound:

That's exactly how I felt the first time I saw a Buck 110 in the display at the hardware store.
Felt the same way when I saw this bamboo practice sword ( a katana shape And not a kendo stick ) for $11 at the flea market as a kid.
I don't know why maybe I was a little bastard, but I saw it and my first thought was how fun it would be to whack my older brother with it.
I bought the damn thing, I whacked him with it, and he kicked my ass.
He went back next weekend to buy himself one so we could sword fight but they were sold out so I never really did much with it after that.

 

[Makael]

Magnificent! I can see it now. As your brother gazed into the display case, a shaft of sunlight came through the window, illuminating this particular knife, and he heard this sound:

So freaking awesome, yes please, gas station knife competition, the Chinese won't know what to think with a surge in sales.

 

[Dan of Bazz Clazz]

Are you sure it is impractical enough to be granted the title of "Ultimate Gas Station Knife"???
That limbo bar is awfully low.
Not sure this can get under it.

 

[stabman]

Are you sure it is impractical enough to be granted the title of "Ultimate Gas Station Knife"???
That limbo bar is awfully low.
Not sure this can get under it.

There are far more impractical ones out there.

However, it is a Zombie killing, assisted opening karambit with blue skull camo.
That is pretty gas stationtastic.

 

[DocJD]

Did you ever think a word could be a knife handle ?
upload a picture

The handle wasn't long enough for : "People's Liberation Army" !

 

[Hickory n steel]

The handle wasn't long enough for : "People's Liberation Army" !

I think it's supposed to be the US ARMY ( yeah I know, what a way to honor our military )
Because on the back of the blade it says designed by some sort of genral or colnel or whatever.

 

[marcinek]

I think it's supposed to be the US ARMY ( yeah I know, what a way to honor our military )
Because on the back of the blade it says designed by some sort of genral or colnel or whatever.

Yikes. So it is using the US Army and the men and women who serve in it to make a quick cheap buck from the people who own it.

That's kinda disturbing for all involved, IMO.

 

[Reitwagen]

I smell a contest ,"Best" gas station knife. $15 and under.
Post them all in one thread, most "likes" wins.

What is the prize?

 

[Hickory n steel]

What is the prize?

I think an overprced gas station candy bar would be a good prize

 

[jmh33]

This could get REAL interesting!!! John

 

[LG&M]

If we are going to do this I will think of something, might not be great but good.

 

[Akcir]

My grandson just looked at the blue slaying machine and said it was so cool, and wishes he had one.
So it's 7 year old approved!

 

[PWatkins]

So do we have to buy the knife or just get a pick?

 

[stabman]

My grandson just looked at the blue slaying machine and said it was so cool, and wishes he had one.
So it's 7 year old approved!

Excellent!

So do we have to buy the knife or just get a pick?

I think to count it should be in the contestant's possession.
Just seems to make it better somehow.
Plus, that way you have a prize, even if you don't win the contest.

 

[Lapedog]

Excellent!



I think to count it should be in the contestant's possession.
Just seems to make it better somehow.
Plus, that way you have a prize, even if you don't win the contest.

After you die and you’re watching the rerun of your life with god how are you going to explain this part?