Ultimate Gas Station Knife

[LG&M]

How about a $25 gift card from Blade HQ?

 

[PWatkins]

Excellent!



I think to count it should be in the contestant's possession.
Just seems to make it better somehow.
Plus, that way you have a prize, even if you don't win the contest.

I'm in!

 

[DocJD]

The contest should decide both a winner (best) and loser (worst) gas station special . The prize is that the winner gets to gift his knife to the loser !

 

[Planterz]

Prize should be a dozen NO2 whippets and some individual flowers in glass bulbs.

 

[LG&M]

Prize should be a dozen NO2 whippets and some individual flowers in glass bulbs.

I had to look up the whippets,
How about some beef jerkey and a PBR tall boy.

 

[Lapedog]

I swear to god I can’t live another day unless I get this.

 

[stabman]

I swear to god I can’t live another day unless I get this.

Don't delay; buy it today!
But only if you can find it at a gas station...internet purchases don't count.

 

[John_0917]

Nice! Is it excessively thick handled with toothpick thin liners I hope?

 

[Lapedog]

Don't delay; buy it today!
But only if you can find it at a gas station...internet purchases don't count.

I’m kind of worried I might become too dangerous if I own such a powerful weapon. Next thing you know I’m going to use that power to build myself a small nation since no one will be able to stop me.

I like the knife I’m ready to be president of my own country yet.

 

[John_0917]

I swear to god I can’t live another day unless I get this.

You realize that somewhere there is a person who got a paycheck for designing this ... knife ...

 

[Lapedog]

You realize that somewhere there is a person who got a paycheck for designing this ... knife ...

Someone is getting a paycheque to build them. Worse yet some factory got paid to produce them in mass.

World stability is going to be threatened once these hit the street.

 

[Yonose]

Not flashy but a practical $5 truck stop knife

 

[DocJD]

You realize that somewhere there is a person who got a paycheck for designing this ... knife ...

Is a Klingon a "person " ?

 

[Lapedog]

Is a Klingon a "person " ?

You racist!.....speciesist!

 

[DocJD]

You racist!.....speciesist!

Worf and other "Our Klingons " are definitely people . Enemy ones...not so much !

Also , that fugly Klingon folder needs a cloaking devise to make it invisible !

 

[Dan of Bazz Clazz]

You realize that somewhere there is a person who got a paycheck for designing this ... knife ...

Because manufacturers of GS Knives have such integrity that they would never steal a design from someone else??? lol