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zzyzzogeton said:
Having been in a situation where the doctors told my family that they didn't expect me to make it through the night, I KNOW there is no guarantee that one will wake up in the morning still alive. I now do what I want when I want, just making sure that what I want to do is legal.

Sometimes, what I want to do is not what I need to do, so I have to forgo doing what I want to do to get what I needed to do out of the way.

My attitude is any day you wake up and see the green blades of grass rather than the white roots is a good day.
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granitestateofmind said:
Yeah....I don't let my girls swim alone, but....different set of standards for myself. I know my limits after nearly 40 years of competitive swimming.....not that shit don't happen. But even when people are home and I'm the only one in the pool....pretty much on my own, anyway. Not that I want anyone in my family to find me floating - but that's unlikely, and I'm aware of the risks and take some measures of safety (like not jumping into the deep end when I'm totally overheated so I don't pass out), but in reality, living isn't actually that safe. We're all gonna get our ticket punched - without exception - and I, for one, don't intend to forgo the things that bring me happiness just because there's a little risk involved. Hell, putting your feet on the floor in the morning involves risk,,,,and so does turning the key in the ignition. Doesn't stop ANYONE from waking up and driving.......
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Agreed. I wouldnt let my kids do those things alone but i have no problems myself. You have to enjoy life, and i dont rely on others for the things i enjoy....


Now... I need to rely on you guys to send me some money HAHA :D .... SO i can get this....

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Much want. A slingshot, sling bow, and bowfishing setup in one. Different heads depending on what your doing and you can remove the bowfishing setup and you can remove the wrist brace. I must have it. But $250 for the complete kit with muzzy reel and all. I still must have it.
 
Just bolt a sling shot to a rod. I just saved you $225, you're welcome.
 
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zzyzzogeton said:
I would hide in the last box you look in. :rolleyes: :D
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granitestateofmind said:
I'd hide in the box that you forgot about or didn't remember you had....or else I'd be hiding in plain sight but playing Jedi mind tricks to make sure you couldn't see me. But keys.....they are unscrupulous little bastards and sneaky as hell. You don't find them, they find you.
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Jonny1280 said:
You check your key ring?...:D
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bigghoss said:
The septic tank.
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tanglediver said:
And how!




I found this shoe box under a bridge with these keys in it....
:rolleyes:
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My children are going to be deeply disappointed in y'alls lack of helpfulness when I can't enroll them in school for the fall and they have to stay home and play video games or fight with each other all day. ;)
 
DunkEm said:
My children are going to be deeply disappointed in y'alls lack of helpfulness when I can't enroll them in school for the fall and they have to stay home and play video games or fight with each other all day. ;)
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Did you check the septic tank? You're going to feel really silly when you find them in there after criticising like that.
 
For an honest recommendation....

Stop and think about where they were before the move.

Then try to remember what box or boxes you were filling in that room. Close your eyes and visualize the actions of picking up the keys and putting them into the box. Try to visualize what other items were already in the box. Try to remember what you would have put into the box before and after the keys.

Now, if every box is a commercial moving box that looks just like every other box you used, well, in a nutshell, you're screwed. :(

You're welcome. :D:D:D
 
Some one has to TRY to act like an adult around here. I may not do it very well, but at least I try. :D
 
DunkEm said:
City sewer.


But, I did drive past a few septic tanks during the move down...I'll be right back




They probably put them in the septic tank.
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zzyzzogeton said:
For an honest recommendation....

Stop and think about where they were before the move.

Then try to remember what box or boxes you were filling in that room. Close your eyes and visualize the actions of picking up the keys and putting them into the box. Try to visualize what other items were already in the box. Try to remember what you would have put into the box before and after the keys.

Now, if every box is a commercial moving box that looks just like every other box you used, well, in a nutshell, you're screwed. :(

You're welcome. :D:D:D
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zzyzzogeton said:
Some one has to TRY to act like an adult around here. I may not do it very well, but at least I try. :D
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I come here to avoid acting like an adult. Adulting is stupid.
 
zzyzzogeton said:
For an honest recommendation....
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I thought they'd be on the carabiner of key rings that I made so I wouldn't lose any keys during the move. They weren't.

Then I thought they surely must be in the plastic insert out of my junk/change/key/wallet drawer where they used to live. Again nada.

They must surely be in that super-special "I'll never forget this place" place, which I have of course forgotten. Unless it's the aqua-plastic box that we had at the last minute before we left. And when I find that box in the sea of generic mover boxes, I'll know if I'm right.




zzyzzogeton said:
Hey Dunk.. You watch 20/20 tonight? 2 hours on the bonfire collapse.
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Oh man, that was tonight? I missed it. I'll have to try and catch it online. I know a lot of people who were deeply impacted by the collapse and even a set of parents who lost their son in the collapse. Still a fresh wound for lots.
 
DunkEm said:
City sewer.


But, I did drive past a few septic tanks during the move down...I'll be right back




They probably put them in the septic tank.
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zzyzzogeton said:
For an honest recommendation....

Stop and think about where they were before the move.

Then try to remember what box or boxes you were filling in that room. Close your eyes and visualize the actions of picking up the keys and putting them into the box. Try to visualize what other items were already in the box. Try to remember what you would have put into the box before and after the keys.

Now, if every box is a commercial moving box that looks just like every other box you used, well, in a nutshell, you're screwed. :(

You're welcome. :D:D:D
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DunkEm said:
I thought they'd be on the carabiner of key rings that I made so I wouldn't lose any keys during the move. They weren't.

Then I thought they surely must be in the plastic insert out of my junk/change/key/wallet drawer where they used to live. Again nada.

They must surely be in that super-special "I'll never forget this place" place, which I have of course forgotten. Unless it's the aqua-plastic box that we had at the last minute before we left. And when I find that box in the sea of generic mover boxes, I'll know if I'm right.
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My septic tank theory is getting more plausible by the minute.
 
I like Bigglock for some reason. Except I just noticed it will easily be mistaken for "Big Glock". Maybe we should go with Sherlock Hoss.
 
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