Urban Dead Revisited

LOL...*I* was the other zombie there...one of my throw-away zombies. I fought one of them, fed and ran out of AP.

My main Z is at Hind Bank, Ruddlebank.

Survivors are back East...
 
Ah...then you got to see me Rattling at the harmanz. I get a bit carried away at times, but they had it coming. I mean, really now...there were, what, six of them just standing around in the street? What did they think would happen?

The topic has been discussed numerous times in various places and the general opinion is that Death Rattle is absolutely useless for tactical communication; its only real worth is in talking trash to victims. I try to organize my vocabulary along those lines.

Think of it from a survivor's point of view. It's bad enough to log on and find yourself dead. It's even worse when the zombie that killed you was ranting about bananas and such.
 
LOL...it was sweet. There was that one part about...well...better not put it here, I'd have to ban myself.
 
and this morning i killed my first zombie. I got 12 experience points for that coup de grace.
I picked improved melee skillz for my promotion bonus...
 
My recently-converted zombie killed his first human today. Previously as a human he managed to bag two or three zombies before getting mauled - while spending downtime after hours in a building spray-painted, "Not safe! Don't sleep here!."

I guess if he'd used his XP for the "learn how to read, you nitwit" upgrade he'd still be swinging an ax instead of a walking maggot buffet. :rolleyes:
 
Addictive, isn't it?

It's actually a model for operant conditioning...positive strokes intermittantly awarded bring the greatest success.




Danny...have you decided if you can award me another bellt for my work as a ninja non-red moderator?
 
Having *way* too much fun now...kicking in doors and rampaging through the malls. I am amazed that they leave my body inside no less! Stand up and have more tasty snacks...

Survivors are getting to be more fun, but still the constant shopping...
 
Which mall are you terrorizing?

I'm way down south right now, griefing a revive point in Ruddlebank. (I think.) It's so quiet down here that until I arrived, survivors were sleeping on the streets. I'm in the process of dealing with the problem and should have it corrected in the next day or two.

And after that? They'll learn why it's a bad idea to sleep in hospitals. :) (I expect that they'll also learn about zambah bananaz as well.)
 
Woodroffe Mall in Tollyton and Nichols Mall in Stanbury Village.

Going to save up AP and hit them again tomorrow sometime.

I have picked up your technique of breaking in and just biting as many as possible. I feel good giving the gift that keeps giving. :)
 
I was hoping that you'd pick up my technique of Death Rattling vulgarities just prior to biting everyone. It really makes the resulting Infection a true gift from the heart. Plus, when you're reading through what happened afterwards the next day prior to standing up, it's really funny to see the occasional human response to it. Some people seem to take being threatened with a banana quite seriously.

I'm now in the habit of Groaning twice when I'm down to 2 AP in a safehouse. The other zombies seem to respond better if they hear two Groans in quick succession.

Back to SGR: I'm in Lockettside, just outside Frossard Place PD with a hole in my head. I got in earlier tonight, ate two brains (they weren't very filling -- the owners were dumb enough to sleep in a resource building), Infected everyone else, talked a bit of trash, and Groaned a few times. Presently all but one were eaten by new arrivals and I caught a Headshot for my troubles.

The good news is, I've almost got enough XP for what I'm planning on doing after my next revive. Things are about to get ugly in Lockettside.

SGR, updated: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=406207
 
LOL...I'm still a rookie Level 12, haven't got Groan yet. You have about a 2 week lead on me...let me catch up and I will rejoin you...the trash talk was worth the headshot last time.
 
and I overheard the following conversation in the group I was with:

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And I thought to myself, "Grab my Bananas? Dave! Ray! How the hell are ya?"

But all I could say in reply was "Graagh." :(
 

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ROFLMAO...

Bought Groan...killed a Level 34, infected the other four in the Hospital and groaned 3 times for others to come finish the feast.

High level Zombie is awesome.

I need to bank XP so the next time I get combat revived I can come back as a higher level human and bring down the cades from the inside or at least stand up and PK the reviver.
 
I'm working my way back up to Tollyton via a long shortcut. Now that I think about it, SGR first became undead in Tollyton; this will be like going home.

I'm currently in East Grayside on my way to West Grayside, where the RRF is reportedly destroying the suburb. Those guys throw one hell of a party and I missed the whole Ft. Creedy massac...err, episode, so I might as well attend this one.

I should be up in Tollyton in a day or two, depending on what's shaking in W. Grayside and how many fool...err, survivors, wind up in my way between here and there.

In other news: GRS the scout wasted two more zombies and saved a survivor's life up in Pimbank. This may almost make up for my as-of-yet unnamed survivor alt in Roftwood, who shoots nearly-dead survivors instead of healing them as often as not.
 
Having way too much fun being a solitary survivor. All of my characters are starting to get the better skills, more accurate killing et cetera :D

Keno
 
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