What knife do you keep by your bed? !!Pics!!

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JTR357 said:
Psychopomp said:
The only time I have a knife by the bed is if it's new and I've been playing with it. I dump all my EDC stuff (wallet, keys and knives) on the kitchen table or by the front door.

I don't really see the need for a knife by the bed... I like to wake up with all my blood on the inside.

Same thing with the guns... they live unloaded, locked up in the closet.

In the event of an intruder, they'd have to make it past a very loud, temperamental Siamese cat with claws sharper than any knife on the planet who doesn't like to be awakened from a deep sleep.
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+1:thumbup: LMAO!:D
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+2! Hahaha!! Also, the guy with the cats who will trip the intruder by rubbing up, very excellent.

Finally, whoever said that they sometimes wake up with their hand on their tool, I almost wet myself with mirth.

PS - I have a millie, but honestly I think it is mostly there for fun so I can play with it when I'm lying on my bed on the phone or reading. Then again...I have about 30 smaller blades that could fill that use, so maybe there is more to it. I also have a huge maglight that hardly makes light. I bet it would make a solid thumpy cracking sound if someone surprised me too much though. Man, I need me some ninja home defense cats :p
 
Even my Big Kitty sleeps with knives...
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LeftytwoGuns said:
Well I'm glad you don't have any rapant crime in your part of colorado :thumbup:
Some of us live in less desirable locals where we have drug dealers (and with those, the addicts who rob, steal and break into houses)

Secondly, some famlies with opposing work schedules are forced for the spouses to be home alone, and we may want to afford them protection in our absence.
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dam you live in apopka too:D
 
tedwca said:
NP, I'm sure it makes lots of married guys day. "Hey honey, look at what this crazy SOB did with his bedroom and you thought the few knives I have was out of control. See how much worse it could have been?" :eek::D:D
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Then some lucky SOB chimes in and says something like "looks like my wife's side of the bed!" :mad:
 
I live in the country where firearms is prohibited. Bad guys broke into someone else houses by bringing edge weapon. And I don't want they came into my house and I greeted them with empty handed. It's Pohan Leu.

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^^^^^Lol. He wakes up to someone bumping around in his house, springs into action to grab his trusty blade only to think "wait, which one?!!". Then again I think I spy a handgun and flashlight on the night stand, that'd be my pick if I were him. I'd love to have that choice but no, my government decided guns are too dangerous, so I have that peice of pipe I mentioned earlier. Greaaat. My favourite was the person with two khukris. He/she is onto something there.
 
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kinda like this thread.:thumbup:

here´s my e.n.c.: spyderco perrin, club (made of european ash wood, lead filled, ´bout 2 lbs.). i keep this stuff on my nightstand, but i´ll never come to use it, as there are two big dogs sleeping downstairs. one of them is a trained guard dog. whoever breaks into my house at night, has much more to worry about than me an my stuff.

and my wife keeps an asp under her mattress.:rolleyes:

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I live in a VERY QUIET part of the world. Six guys came looking for my son on halloween party night-him & some mates crashed a party down the road- I really could have used the naked bowman act right there.
 
DrivebyTrucker said:
Why do I have this strange feeling that one day I'm going to see this picture on the news with a really interesting story attached to it:confused:
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I swear it wasn't me. I have an alibi. Is testimony from 4 cats admissable?
 
There's usually a Mora sitting on the nightstand for my fiancee. She often buys clothes and leaves them sitting around in bags with the tags still attached. When she feels like wearing one of them, she often reaches for the mora to remove those darn tags.
 
I usually have a Busse FBMLE and a Glock 19 right next to me while I'm sleeping. And two dogs, and a very aggressive wife. Anybody who tries any funny business in our home is in for a world of hurt. In Georgia, we have the "Castle Doctrine". Which means I get to shoot first, and ask questions later. Anybody who so much as steps through the door uninvited gets a lead salad.
 
Are those 12ga flares?
 
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