What's the craziest thing someone said to you about one of your knives?

"What would you possibly need a knife for?"

Seriously? Why would you even ask that... To cut stuff that needs to be cut?!
 
Apec said:
"That's a Rambo knife"

Yes, my 4.5" blade .115" thick Benchmade Nimravus is a "Rambo knife."

What does that make my BRKT Rogue then? A Conan sized greatsword? I'd wonder what the same individual would have to say about a Busse BWM.
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One fellow once said, "No, it's not. Wanna see a real knife?" And out came the auto....
 
Folderguy said:
Oh yeah? Every try throwin' scizzors?? :D
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Can't say that I have nor would I unless I was absolutely out of any better options.

Yep. I wouldn't even really consider doing it just for the hell of it. Why break a perfectly good pair of scissors tossing it all about?
 
FunctionMode said:
The other day I was sitting in class when the guy next to me got an intrigued looked on his face and asked what was clipped to my pocket. I told him it was my knife thinking he was another knife enthusiast, but he just looked at me and said "What could you possibly need a knife for?" He wouldn't accept any answer I gave him and ultimately just stopped talking to me and the next class session he intentionally sat on the other side of the room.
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That fellow has issues... Sure it's a guy?
 
Folderguy said:
No, it's a tool....

Da mihi rupturem... (Gimme a break). How did you respond?
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I'm pretty sure I just looked at her as if she were stupid and said, "Uh, no." I was kinda floored by someone seriously thinking a ~2 1/2" folding knife being used to cut the tape on a cardboard box could possibly be a "weapon".
 
Folderguy said:
One fellow once said, "No, it's not. Wanna see a real knife?" And out came the auto....
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Nice.

On a side note, I remember someone giving me a lecture on legal blade lengths and I handed them my ZT 0301. The length in question was 3" legal max (a number they pulled out of thin air, didn't even check the laws), but they examined it and said the knife was OK.

Last time I checked, ZT 030X series had 3.75" blades. Guess I got a magical shrinking blade.
 
EricFallkniven said:
"Is that your little buddy??"
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That's pretty unique... How did you respond? :confused:

A friend of mine at work, while looking at my Cyclone, took it in an icepick-style grip and told me, "Hey, know how to kill someone with this? You take it like this, and you jam it right in here *points to the space between his trapezius muscle and his collar bone* and then you wiggle it around a lot. It cuts the brachial artery and they bleed to death because you can't really stop the bleeding there".

Then he handed the knife back to me, I folded it, put it back in my pocket, and told him that that was some pretty cool info.
 
Sounds like they have no real life experience!!

Apec said:
Nice.

On a side note, I remember someone giving me a lecture on legal blade lengths and I handed them my ZT 0301. The length in question was 3" legal max (a number they pulled out of thin air, didn't even check the laws), but they examined it and said the knife was OK.

Last time I checked, ZT 030X series had 3.75" blades. Guess I got a magical shrinking blade.
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"Why the hell did you f*** up a $500 knife?"
 
Eh? Everyone's a critic!

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:D
 
Someone once asked "Whoa, how many people have you stabbed with that thing?"

If I recall correctly, my answer was "Four." I was employing sarcasm at the time of course...
 
"I'm not sure I'm comfortable with you sharpening your knives in the bed. I think it's a little creepy..."

:rolleyes:
 
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