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Cliff:" Jim, a hard wood toilet seat is much stronger and can take lateral landings much easier"
Jim:" But Cliff, the soft padded toilet seats are pure NIRVANA. They literally mold to your tukus"
Cliff:"Jim, I understand your point about the feel of the seat, but there is more to a toilet seat than just feel. It has to be able to withstand all kinds of family members"
Jim:" Well, my soft padded seat has taken all kinds of landings square on with no failure."
Cliff:"But Jim, those are direct landings, not glancing landings or violent impacts like middle of the night landings. You also have to take into consideration glancing blows from wristwatches and rings when the wiping hand goes to work. This can literraly tear up a soft cushion seat."
Jim:" Cliff I stopped wearing jewelry a long time ago, when I dropped my Rolex Sub in the latrine and never got it back. The cushion seat is light and drops down quick with very little noise. the tougher wooden seats drop down hard make a lot of noise and wake up the family"
Cliff:" Jim, the soft cushion toilet seats soak up liquids, especially in the middle of the night when you forget to put the seat up."
Jim:" The wooden seats can splinter and cause severe anal injuries"
Cliff:" Jim, I would rather risk a splinter, than a virus from an unclean family member, darnit it man, isn't cleanliness important to you?"
Turber:" I sell resiprene coated seats, anyone want one?"
Spark:" This item has been discussed countless times, please use the search button guys and look under Butteronomy"
Mattis:" Lets keep it clean guys(no punn intended)"
Mayo:" The forces of pluto have stricken the planet venus and called on the unicorn to come save the martians"
Newbie:" HUH?"
Spark:" This thread is verging