Why is the ESEE 5 not as popular as...

I think we need to initiate an all-out pissing contest with the Beckerheads. To hell with all this being nice stuff. We need a good fight with Becker and all his cronies. We know we're prettier than they are!

Lets do it, screw this play nice shite we been doing lately, tapdancing around it. When and where? I'm coming to the woodland class in April, but I dont' think this will wait that long.

SO? What's it gonna be?

:D

Moose
 
Shit, you're bigger than me. Tony, you wanna beat up on Moose for me? Come on, you're a moderator here.
 
Shit, you're bigger than me. Tony, you wanna beat up on Moose for me? Come on, you're a moderator here.

LMAO, Ethan's gonna laff his ass off when he reads this. :D

I'm trying to bring him with me in April, but you never know with him. I'm surpised you didn't get a phone call when I told him you said to get his ass outta tha wheelchair and c'mon down.

Well, he might have called you, he says you never call him back, so, WTF, why bother leaving voicemails.

:D

Moose
 
I agree, Becker makes a better knife than ESEE. That is why the BK2 is more popular.

PS, I do not own a Becker at this time, so this opinion is based on nothing.
 
LMAO, Ethan's gonna laff his ass off when he reads this. :D

I'm trying to bring him with me in April, but you never know with him. I'm surpised you didn't get a phone call when I told him you said to get his ass outta tha wheelchair and c'mon down.

Well, he might have called you, he says you never call him back, so, WTF, why bother leaving voicemails.

:D

Moose

I hope you do get Ethan down in April. I've been on him for the last couple of years to come to the class. Hell, I don't have a decent phone number on him that he will answer. He and I play this game to see who can be the biggest anti-social asshole and avoid each others emails and phone calls. About the only way I can get through to him anymore is via his wife or Paul :D
 
As a side note, Steven Dick (Tactical Knives Magazine) introduced me to Ethan many years ago in the Camillus booth at SHOT show. Rob Simonich was there with him and that was also my first time to meet Rob. Rob (R.I.P) and Ethan are absolutely two of the best guys that ever made a mark on this industry. As I said in another post about the new knfie that Ritter and Ethan have together, when you get Ritter, Becker and Rowen together on a project, you have just reached the pinnacle of the best in this industry.
 
I think it's because Becker users are hiding out trying to build shelters to hide from the Junglas wielding hoardes in the valley. ESEE users aren't the ones surviving, they are why people are off hiding out to survive.

Of course Busse users are the ones that started the whole mess. I keep waiting for the dawn of the Busse GITVB, that will be the one that ignites the fires. (Get In The Van Bitch). The hoardes will amass , the ESEE users will take to the streets looting since they don't have a knife to build their own shelter and the Becker fans will be up in the woods building palaces of sticks and twigs...with nothing to eat.
 
And in the end, ESEE users are still prettier and have more crazy women than Becker and Busse users. That's our claim to fame and I'm sticking to it.
 
And in the end, ESEE users are still prettier and have more crazy women than Becker and Busse users. That's our claim to fame and I'm sticking to it.

I agree. AND, ESEE users don't look down on you for using lesser gear like Becker and Busse. :) We understand everyone can't be as cool as us. But it's ok to try. :D
 
I agree. AND, ESEE users don't look down on you for using lesser gear like Becker and Busse. :) We understand everyone can't be as cool as us. But it's ok to try. :D

Wow, that's hitting below the belt right there!
 
I hope you do get Ethan down in April. I've been on him for the last couple of years to come to the class. Hell, I don't have a decent phone number on him that he will answer. He and I play this game to see who can be the biggest anti-social asshole and avoid each others emails and phone calls. About the only way I can get through to him anymore is via his wife or Paul :D

Email me a number you want him to have, I'll make sure he gets it, or at least I'll have it so I can drunk dial you on the weekends.:D

Moose
 
Sure thing :thumbup: I give it a whirl :confused:

I'm down, I've had my ass whipped by some pretty interesting people, I'll just have to add you to the list.:p

Now, I've got to go to Texas, man, this is shaping up to be a busy year.:D

Moose
 
:)

Well when you come here, bring a survival school course with you so I don't have to go all the way to Alabama!
 
:)

Well when you come here, bring a survival school course with you so I don't have to go all the way to Alabama!

I've lived in Granbury, Corpus Christi, Grapevine, Houston, El Paso, and College Station (yeah, I went to A&M). If I had to leave Tennessee, Texas would be th only place I'd go to. I love the Lone Star, and want to go back. But these mountains grab ahold of a man's soul, and never let go.

Moose
 
That's the truth if it was ever spoken!

You're not lyin. I lived in Idaho for 5 years and man oh man do I miss it! Been here in Texas for 11 years now and really enjoy it, but man do I miss the mountains.

One day I will go back!
 
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