Win a Dozier Whittler Knife - Contest

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Featuring sand-colored handle wrap. I'll try to post more pix and advertising copy later -- right now I'm burned out from hyping the Investment Grade Tactical Glow-in-the-Dark Cougar Bracelets all day....
 

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Great thread, good to see some humour on here!

Humor? are you serious? I want THAT KNIFE!!!! expect a few last minute entries made of PLUTONIUM!:D

Of course I'll mail it to dave so he can get his gyger counter out and check for real plutonium.
 
I had a great idea. But my sister is not REALLY mad at me. And she own's the only digicam in the house... :(

Whatever, I can't participate anyway. If anyone want to steal my idea go NOW.

I wanted to make a blade with ice and a snow handle. Then send it to Heat Treat and scream for thieves :P
 
We've all heard the term "it cuts through (insert material here) like it's butter...


Well my friends, this is the knife of all knives. Unlike anything ever produced, this knife displays the cutting power potential of paper. Yes you heard right folk! Paper, the most efficient cutting tool of all time. Paper has been slicing up man since the dawn of time, well almost the dawn of time..ever since man invented it.

Paper is the most descrete cutting device one could EDC for self defense purposes. Just look at how effortlessly it sliced into that butter knife! Wow, and talk about a fight stopper! Paper rivals the tried and true .45ACP in shock and disruption of the nervous system. Are paper cuts not painful? Paper cuts are the worst. If you're looking for sheer knock down power, skip the .45ACP, 10MM, etc.


With The Butter Knife™ you can hone your paper weilding skills. Shock and amaze your friends and neighbors, invite them over for the chips n' dip experince that will surely change the way they view paper. When they see a knife being absolutely demolished with a blade of paper they will be shocked and amazed. Friends don't let friends carry knives, they show them the power of paper.

The Butter Knife™ will be your ballistic gellatin. A testing medium for your weapon of mass destruction... aka computer paper. The best thing about The Butter Knife™ is it only takes seconds to whip one up. Just look in your fridge, almost everyone has butter or margerine. For this 1st trial test I used a margerine prototype, it was extremely easy to shape by hand. Real butter may require the use of a knife if you want to make your butter knife look more realistic, or if you want to add more detail.



Settle only for the best, paper stands the test.

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It also works great as a trainer knife. Unlike rubber training knives, you can see where you made hits, similar to the expensive models that leave marks. The Butter Knife™ is a cheap easily replaced alternative that really shines in sub zero climates. That's if you don't mind getting all buttery, a butter knife duel could turn into butter wrestling if you're not careful.

More models coming soon!

 
^Looks like it might be a knife. Need some cutting pix though. (and some other kind font color)
 
There is always someone asking “What can I carry at the office?”, and “What is a good office knife?”. Well, here is the solution, “The Manila Folder”

Inspired by Spyderco and made with a Maxel blade and Office Depot handles and pivot, it can accompany you as you file, copy, collate and burn CD’s all day long. Featuring the patented “Emerson Wave” thanks to Ernie Emerson and a low ride pa…I mean pocket clip and Spyderco hole thanks due to Mr Glesser himself.









After looking back I see that jthomas and I have the same blade supplier.....although, I get the unfinished castoffs, not the nice satin finished pieces as jt does.
 
ROM831....that is SWEEEEET I love it myself and its a great use of materials to form a blade that is not only functional looking but familiar....needless to say....you suck:mad: hahahaa nah it rocks bro!:D :D
 
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Thanks, A friend of my wifes came over so I preferred to be in the garage practicing grinding on paint sticks and whatever else doesn't move, happened to have an old toothbrush I was grinding (if it can be converted to a knife, I will practice grinding on it) sharpened the handle, but it wouldn't show up in the pictures. Then I came in to go to the bathroom and my 7 year old had spilled something all over the bathroom floor and I asked what the heck is this? He said, "Oh Dad, that's just my fake blood". (I didn't even know he had fake blood) Then I read your post! So there you have it.:D
 
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