Win a Dozier Whittler Knife - Contest

[barrabas74]

FROM THE MAKERS OF THE HERSHIUM AND THE DEERSLAYER 5000! WE BRING YOU THE JERKBENZA!

So good that even the pups will be droolin over it

Forged from the finest deer meet in the basement of a madman we offer to you the finest folder money can buy(in both TASTE and USE!)

If your looking for a classy folder that will not only impress the guys but get you laid you want the JERKBENZA!

It feels great in the hand!

Even works for leftie's with its dual thumbstuds:thumbup:

As always made with the finest materials and to the closest tolerances!!!!

So are you interested? do you want to be flocked by women and envied by men? then you need the JERKBENZA the finest blade a vote can buy. And it can be yours....OH YES YOURS! by simply voting for barrabas74! All you need to do is contact DavidH on this forum and say "I VOTE FOR BARRABS74!!!" and you will have it.

JERKBENZA....The tastiest folder a man could hope to have:thumbup:

 

[barrabas74]

Here are a few pics of the Jerkbenza in action!

look at that penetration

lighter than almost any other folder out there...production or custom, we stand by that!

It rides perfect in your pocket!

dont forget....Jerkbenza has a lifetime AND snacktime gaurantee!

 

[dangerouscold]

Meet... the answer. The new Brite-Ops Basal-inspired "FlameBowie"

With a 7.5" blade and 11.5" overall, this knife is all you need to incinerate Taliban robes. Shown next to a "wimpy" manix for comparison:

The blade is a phosphorous-tipped 145 degree grind, half-serrated with patented EZ strike serrations for burning through para-cord and sinew alike.

The other half the blade is the recurved portion, complete with clip point, for penetrating clogged gas cans, cleaning out clogged F-16 fuel lines or unscrewing panels on warheads for arming / disarming. (Warning: do not attempt!!!)

The Brite-Ops FlameBowie goes where no other knife dares - traditional enough to wear on the belt with sheath, revolutionary in that it is the first knife capable of welding!

The blade formula cut-burns at an astounding 38,000 degrees C, evaporating the very soul of the soldier you eviscerate! Just look at the damage it caused to this solid plate of pure Cardboardium alloy:

The FlameBowie meets your needs in all hardcore, knife fighting situations, and doubles as a survival tool for warmth and a signal flare. The Brite-ops FlameBowie can even ignite your American-Made Marlboro Reds, I dare you to find another knife that can. Only 499.95 paypal to crockofsht@briteops.org. Warranty 100% returnable, valid until used.
Don't let the Cold-weather commies get the upper hand on you!
:jerkit:

 

[_habit_]

The FlameBowie is hilarious.

 

[DaveH]

:thumbup: :thumbup: For each of ya! The competition is heating up ! HAR!

 

[jaislandboy]

Here are a few pics of the Jerkbenza in action!

look at that penetration

lighter than almost any other folder out there...production or custom, we stand by that!

It rides perfect in your pocket!

dont forget....Jerkbenza has a lifetime AND snacktime gaurantee!

LMAO....good one!

 

[eel]

The Hungry Man OTF Auto​

Just when you thought you've seen it all...

This auto sports a godzilla size 11" 50/50 serrated edge, featuring huge scallop serrations. Press the big man-sized button and the massive blade shoots out faster than you can say: "I'm Stuffed!!!". :foot: You can feel the high strength spring uncoil as at crashes into the blade stop. Thwack!!! You will know you're holding quality when you fire this thing!

Large enough to take on almost any chore around the house. Yet it can spring into action in the case of an emergency at a moment's notice! Is that the cat clawing at the door again, or is it a pesky burglar trying to break in? Maybe he would like a tv dinner?! Heads up! This massive knife also makes an excellent thrower, the weight alone (about the wt. of a completely frozen tv dinner) carries it through the air without much effort. Perfect for the Couch Ninja in your life, or anyone that can appreciate a large high quality automatic knife.

MSRP $450.00 + S&H
Price Reduction! - Now Only $400.00

It also slices cabbage in half quite well too! :thumbup:

 

[barrabas74]

mmmmm, I am hungry

 

[eel]

The Imperator Dirk

The dirk has been used all throughout history dating back to the dark ages, and still remains one of the most commonly seen knives. In every corner of the world you will find some variation of the basic dirk (dagger) shape. From the spears of Africa to the shores of Scotland. Our Imperator dirks are hand forged from the finest Western Daucus Carota.

Choose from one of our in house basic Kydex® neck sheaths. One of our boot/shoulder rigs for $12. Or design your own style Kydex® sheath at an addtional cost of only $20. For custom knife prices and availability call 1-800-VITAMIN A

All of our Imperators are individually inspected by the owners before leaving our factory, to assure consistant highest of highest quality. See one of our Imperators in action below! Guaranteed shaving sharp or you will receive a full refund, no questions asked.

 

[dangerouscold]

Wow - The dirk is full tang!

 

[faramir]

I'm not running against you guys but just some food for thought ... to raise the bar just a tad

 

[_habit_]

Darn my lack of creativity and materials (mainly materials)!

 

[medusaoblongata]

Where's the Asian Janitorial Apparatus when you need him?

 

[barrabas74]

I'm not running against you guys but just some food for thought ... to raise the bar just a tad

What is that made out of? Plastic?

And why arent you running?

 

[DaveH]

All your entries need to be in by end of the day Saturday March 31. If I end up liking more then three I'll expand the number in the poll. If there's a tie we'll have a vote off.

 

[faramir]

I'm not running against you guys but just some food for thought ... to raise the bar just a tad

What is that made out of? Plastic?

And why arent you running?

Polymethyl methacrilate - not sure what the trade name is where you live.

That knife sure looks nice but I don't qualify because I don't have basic membership (I'm in the process of purchasing my very first flat so I'm dead broke and will be paying it off for some time still) plus I don't think I could come up with a decent (= funny) marketing description, as required per rules of this competition. I just wanted to improve the quality of incoming entries so Dave doesn't feel bad when parting with that wonderful knife

 

[_habit_]

Polymethyl methacrilate - not sure what the trade name is where you live.

That knife sure looks nice but I don't qualify because I don't have basic membership (I'm in the process of purchasing my very first flat so I'm dead broke and will be paying it off for some time still) plus I don't think I could come up with a decent (= funny) marketing description, as required per rules of this competition. I just wanted to improve the quality of incoming entries so Dave doesn't feel bad when parting with that wonderful knife

Crap... I thought it was... registered... and dangit, now I'm not eligible!

 

[DaveH]

Must have at least a BF Basic membership to be eligible for consideration before the final selection made.

Basic membership is $10. You still have time to change your membership.

 

[Kazeryu]

NEW!....... FROM ORAL Bleed

Here is help for those hard to fit dentures! The NEW NATURAL FIBER Oral Blade
Why ruin your new ill fitting dentures when you can simply carve your gums to fit, try the new Oral Bleed today!

(not sold in stores)

very nice... I had a good laugh

 

[Saberman]

The Knotty Knife

Blade length: 2.5"
Overall Length 5"
Material: Rope

Made of a single piece of 20 feet of rope. As you can see the magic of the knots allows it to cut the same cord it's made of. It that amazing or what?!