My wife says; "if your gonna be on the damn computer all night, at least be a normal human being and look at porn!"
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LOL. I've heard that one, too. This is great stuff. :thumbup:
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LOL, I've done something like that.
Looking at new washrags because mine had holes and most of the threads (terry cloth) were gone, and was justifying why I didn't want to drop $1.97 on a washcloth when it hit me: "Didn't I just spend over $300 on a knife?".
Looking at new washrags because mine had holes and most of the threads (terry cloth) were gone, and was justifying why I didn't want to drop $1.97 on a washcloth when it hit me: "Didn't I just spend over $300 on a knife?".
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How about when you get a withering look from your girlfriend/wife because she said she wants (another) handbag and pair of shoes for her birthday, and you get her a canvas messenger bag and a pair of hiking boots.
ETA: and really thought that's what she wanted.
ETA: and really thought that's what she wanted.
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Cpl - you need to reverse your thinking. Gucci PSK!
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I'm bumping this because in addition to my new boots, I also picked up a new daypack today, because 4 are not enough.
I'm going to have to go to JC Penny tomorrow a get a set of sheets.:jerkit:
when you have a HEATED debate on whether to baton or not
Too true lol
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When you look at Pit's pictures and are more interested in what Maisy's doing than what Pit's doing.
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Y'all need to stop pickin' on Maisy.
Pit and I have already discussed the Maisy and Daisy show. If any of you want to co-star in the first season of "Survivirdogs - Maisy and Daisy take on the wilderness", you might want to mind your p's and q's.
When you look at Pit's pictures and are more interested in what Maisy's doing than what Pit's doing.
I think I would recognise maisy if she ran by but I probably wouldn't have a clue who pit was.
Very very funny fellas a bit scarey but very funny.
Your key fob weighs 400gramms but only has one key.
The bag you take to work rarely has less than a $1000 worth of knives/survival kit in it.
The local Scout/Army Cadet leader( same bloke) thinks your daypack must be Tardis like because it isn't big enough. Not only for the stuff you have pulled out but for the jobs you've done with the stuff in it.
ALL you shoes/boots have paracord laces.
Your torches/lights fall into two categories either small enough to fit in a match box. or able to be seen from Mars.
You have frame advanced any movie to identify the knife being used.
Or sadly shaken your head when the bad guy gets the knife buried up to the hilt in the breast bone from a 40ft throw.
Carl
Your key fob weighs 400gramms but only has one key.
The bag you take to work rarely has less than a $1000 worth of knives/survival kit in it.
The local Scout/Army Cadet leader( same bloke) thinks your daypack must be Tardis like because it isn't big enough. Not only for the stuff you have pulled out but for the jobs you've done with the stuff in it.
ALL you shoes/boots have paracord laces.
Your torches/lights fall into two categories either small enough to fit in a match box. or able to be seen from Mars.
You have frame advanced any movie to identify the knife being used.
Or sadly shaken your head when the bad guy gets the knife buried up to the hilt in the breast bone from a 40ft throw.
Carl
1. You've thrown out your wife's traditional can opener and insisted she use the one on the SAK in the drawer.
2. You buy a different sheath for every knife you own, even though most of them will fit in the other sheaths.
3. You rotate the lanyards on your knives.
4. You start a fight with your wife just so you can camp in the woods for the night.
5. You buy four or five different food products for use as a patina-inducing agent.
6. You have a funeral for the knife you just had to sell or trade.
7. You have heated arguments with the guy at Bass Pro over which Leatherman is better.
8. You use a Boker SnackPack every day at work.
9. You bought a belt sander just for convexing blades.
10. You go to the camping aisle at Wal-Mart to point out what not to buy.
11. The contents of your pockets fill the top of your dresser.
12. You carry hand sanitizer because its a good fire starter.
13. Your seven-year-old can tell the Wal-Mart guy what blade steel that Gerber is made out of.
14. You learned a "normal" skill (such as sewing) just so you could use it in a survival situation.
15. You think Bear Grylls takes too many things with him.
2. You buy a different sheath for every knife you own, even though most of them will fit in the other sheaths.
3. You rotate the lanyards on your knives.
4. You start a fight with your wife just so you can camp in the woods for the night.
5. You buy four or five different food products for use as a patina-inducing agent.
6. You have a funeral for the knife you just had to sell or trade.
7. You have heated arguments with the guy at Bass Pro over which Leatherman is better.
8. You use a Boker SnackPack every day at work.
9. You bought a belt sander just for convexing blades.
10. You go to the camping aisle at Wal-Mart to point out what not to buy.
11. The contents of your pockets fill the top of your dresser.
12. You carry hand sanitizer because its a good fire starter.
13. Your seven-year-old can tell the Wal-Mart guy what blade steel that Gerber is made out of.
14. You learned a "normal" skill (such as sewing) just so you could use it in a survival situation.
15. You think Bear Grylls takes too many things with him.
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That is priceless, I laughed to tears and woke up my fiance
I just did that with my Emerson CQC-12 that I traded to Esav, it was a good even trade, but I still cried watching it inside of it's coffin (priority box) as it was sent away :yawn:
16. You buy old belts at the thrift store just to make strops.
17. You remove the shoestrings from your old shoes and boots to use as lanyards.
18. Your use of iodine has nothing to do with wound care.
19. You name the knives shown in movies and TV shows within a minute of their appearance.
20. You hand out Fox 40 whistles as party favors at your kid’s birthday party.
21. Your six-year-old was disappointed with the hunting video game because it didn’t show cleaning the animal.
22. You’ve used a flint & steel to get a spark on a butane lighter.
23. The scout leader asks your kid for advice.
24. You know what almost any animal tastes like.
25. Your pets consist of fish, cats, and dogs and their only purpose is "just in case"...
26. You spend more time in the camping section than most of the employees do in the entire store.
27. Your only use for Cold Steel catalogs is for testing sharpness.
17. You remove the shoestrings from your old shoes and boots to use as lanyards.
18. Your use of iodine has nothing to do with wound care.
19. You name the knives shown in movies and TV shows within a minute of their appearance.
20. You hand out Fox 40 whistles as party favors at your kid’s birthday party.
21. Your six-year-old was disappointed with the hunting video game because it didn’t show cleaning the animal.
22. You’ve used a flint & steel to get a spark on a butane lighter.
23. The scout leader asks your kid for advice.
24. You know what almost any animal tastes like.
25. Your pets consist of fish, cats, and dogs and their only purpose is "just in case"...
26. You spend more time in the camping section than most of the employees do in the entire store.
27. Your only use for Cold Steel catalogs is for testing sharpness.
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28. You've skinned a squirrel with a beer can.
29. You made a custom handle for your batoning stick.
30. You carry a sealed pack of cigarettes just for dry tinder.
31. Your toolbox consists of a multi-tool and duct tape.
32. You're overjoyed when there's a power outage. (New toy trial!!!)
33. You own more flashlights than your wife owns purses.
34. You think a Rambo knife is overkill; a Mora works just fine.
35. You've deliberately gone camping while sick or injured just to see how you'd do.
29. You made a custom handle for your batoning stick.
30. You carry a sealed pack of cigarettes just for dry tinder.
31. Your toolbox consists of a multi-tool and duct tape.
32. You're overjoyed when there's a power outage. (New toy trial!!!)
33. You own more flashlights than your wife owns purses.
34. You think a Rambo knife is overkill; a Mora works just fine.
35. You've deliberately gone camping while sick or injured just to see how you'd do.
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Y'all need to stop pickin' on Maisy.
Pit and I have already discussed the Maisy and Daisy show. If any of you want to co-star in the first season of "Survivirdogs - Maisy and Daisy take on the wilderness", you might want to mind your p's and q's.
Maybe Maisy, Daisy and Chopper?
