You know you are a W&SS member when.....!

[LeeCQC]

When you've wasted enough time to have sat down and read every post in this thread?

 

[TheGame]

When you ask for knives/survival stuff for Xmas and get disappointed with a new motorcycle... (My neighbor)

 

[Bushman5]

no no, thats a great present, what you do see, is go for one ride, see, come back all scared like, see, and swear your never riding that death trap again. Then you sell it for near new and buy a LOT of knives....

 

[Marcelo Cantu]

...When your wife asks "How does all this tree bark get into the dryer"
...when your 5 and 7 year old girls can pick out good tinder....in the rain.
...when yiour Nalgenes get cycled through the dishwasher more than glasses.
...when there's a mouse-pad on your nightstand and no computer.
...when you save junk mail to test for sharpness.
...when you have callouses on your fingertips from melt-sealing paracord ends.
...when you've run a stich of 00 silk suture on perfectly healthy skin to see if you could do it.

 

[Fonly]

I think the one thing that stands is that Great minds think alike, Its actually scary how similar we all are.

 

[Codger_64]

When after reading hundreds of threads, thousands of posts, many of them on stick traps and deadfalls, then one pops up with a miniature figure 4 trap. And a squashed mouse. And you scroll back and forth checking it out all the while wondering if you could make one smaller yet to catch those cockroaches.

Do cockroaches eat peanutbutter? Does PETA care about cockroaches?

 

[kgd]

When you rationalize to yourself, that your bringing that flagoon for potential fire starting purposes and first aid. Oh wait, sorry - that was supposed to go to another confessional thread

 

[Sharp Eye]

Here's one I hope I'm not alone on.

When your wife is jealous of the computer.

Tony,
My first computer was called "the other woman" because my wife always knew if I wasn't in bed late at night, I was with "the other woman"

 

[tonym]

Tony,
My first computer was called "the other woman" because my wife always knew if I wasn't in bed late at night, I was with "the other woman"

My wife says; "if your gonna be on the damn computer all night, at least be a normal human being and look at porn!"

 

[HighDesertWalker]

My wife says; "if your gonna be on the damn computer all night, at least be a normal human being and look at porn!"

Yeah, knife porn.

 

[LeeCQC]

My wife says; "if your gonna be on the damn computer all night, at least be a normal human being and look at porn!"

My wife has said almost the exact same thing to me before.

"What kind of guy sits at the computer all night and doesnt look at naked women?"
"Uh.. well, there's a couple naked pictures on the RAT Cutlery social group..."

 

[HikingMano]

My wife has said almost the exact same thing to me before.

Haha, my girlfriend too. She stopped verbalizing after a while and has now started employing other, more effective, strategies....

 

[tonym]

Haha, my girlfriend too. She stopped verbalizing after a while and has now started employing other, more effective, strategies....

Might as well get married, it is no longer a strategy anymore; just a way of life

 

[Fonly]

Might as well get married, it is no longer a strategy anymore; just a way of life

what? you guys had a chance at strategy? I never had that:grumpy:

 

[HikingMano]

Might as well get married, it is no longer a strategy anymore; just a way of life

haha , well, the methods she's been using so far are fine by me

Once they start changing into much less enjoyable acts of anti-BF-browsing guerrilla warfare..then I suppose I might as well throw in the towel and tie the knot

what? you guys had a chance at strategy? I never had that:grumpy:

That's no fun! You should seek reparations!

 

[tonym]

haha , well, the methods she's been using so far are fine by me


!

Must be different method than I got.

Here I'll put in perspective.

You know you are a WSS freak when the most in and out action you get is when you sheath and unsheath your knife

Definately no friction fires starting in my bedroom:grumpy:

 

[HikingMano]

Must be different method than I got.

Here I'll put in perspective.

You know you are a WSS freak when the most in and out action you get is when you sheath and unsheath your knife

Definately no friction fires starting in my bedroom:grumpy:

Damn! I haven't got to that point...yet. I keep trying to split my attention 50/50, but it's getting to be sooooo hard when you get a new knife in the mail and all you want to do is spend the evening with a drink and the good ole strop/shave combo

yeah, my initial innuendo was vague (fail), I was trying to keep it PG-13!

 

[DOC-CANADA]

Must be different method than I got.

Here I'll put in perspective.

You know you are a WSS freak when the most in and out action you get is when you sheath and unsheath your knife

Definately no friction fires starting in my bedroom:grumpy:[/QUOTE]

Moderators, doesn't this belong in W&C??

Doc

 

[kgd]

You know you are a W&SS Freak when....

You've used your SAK-saw to cut through a 5" log. It took an hour, you had to make a new start a 4 different angles - but you wanted to see if you could do it. Of course this was done while the regular sized buck saw is sitting there right next to you.

 

[LeeCQC]

You know you are a W&SS Freak when....

You've used your SAK-saw to cut through a 5" log. It took an hour, you had to make a new start a 4 different angles - but you wanted to see if you could do it. Of course this was done while the regular sized buck saw is sitting there right next to you.

Guilty.