You've caught hell from your wife and daughter for trying to use their latest issue of Cosmo as a strop, because somebody posted that magazine cover ink has enough clay content to sharpen your blades
You've often wondered if you could in fact make a sling shot out of your underwear band...that is if you had to
"Honey, where is the nail polish remover, I've superglued my fingers together again...."
For some reason, your $400.00 in gortex rain gear seems less appealing than a $12 army poncho
You don't really like scandi grinds that much, but what the hell, you'll give it one more try, because you know you must be missing something !!!!
Sears Craftsman 1" x 42" belt sander is boomakred in firefox. Could a hint to your wife be any clearer than that?
You visit the Busse exchange forum every week or so. Not because you want to buy one, but it seems worth the effort to figure out what the hell those hogs keep talking about in their acronym lingo.
The dogs know its time for their walk when they see you strap your knife onto your belt.
You notice that there hasn't been a machete thread in something like two weeks. Where the heck is Pict anyway????
On your trip to Honduras, you visited a hardware store, bought a machete. Negotiated with the shopkeeper in broken Spanish to lower the price to allow you to buy the leather sheath alone without the machete. You feel pleased, because in buying just the sheath you saved $0.50 USD off the asking price. All this because you have carry-on and can't bring the machete itself on the airplane with you. Then you look like an idiot in the airport, not wanting to fold an 18" leather sheath, you have it tied to your computer bag (with jute twine of course). El Ranchero indeed!