You Know You're a Knife Knut When...

[CDKJudoka]

I am truly sorry! I did not intend to offend you, or anyone else! Please accept my most sincere apology!

LOL! No offence taken at all. I should have ended it with a Smiley or something. I was agreeing with your assertion of mental instability.

 

[30ZappHappy30]

When you have a shopping list for Blade show that's months away

I also have a shopping list for Blade. Lol

 

[cpurcell]

When you have a full beard, but your arms and legs are shaved clean from testing your edges...

C

 

[drichardson67]

Hat's off to you. I wasn't man enough to actually say it: even though it's true. Other than my face, I look like a little boy. Can't imagine what will happen to me once I get that Wicked Edge I've been pining after. I promise, no full body pics once I do get it....

 

[EpicHam]

When you keep on cutting yourself and stabbing yourself when you're doing dexterity training but you still won't stop trying.
For a master bladesman train with live blades.

 

[Skywalker1]

When you carry a backup for the backup that you carry to back up your backup.

 

[BenchCo Spydermade]

When you have a full beard, but your arms and legs are shaved clean from testing your edges...

C

+1 on this. I'm embarrassed to wear shorts sometimes because my leg hair has all these bald patches.lol

 

[W.M.B.]

When you carry a backup for the backup that you carry to back up your backup.

I used to feel naked without a knife.now just having one makes me kind of uneasy.

 

[goldie]

When you race home like a maniac knowing that box is in the mailbox!

 

[Karambit777]

absolutely know that feeling!!!!!! I might forget to grab my knife only day out of the year, and it is an absolutely empty feeling lol. so much so that I would go to the nearest sporting goods store and buy another until I get home. SAK 100% of the time and my choice of folder in addition.

 

[HwangJino]

When the mail carrier says 'new knife?'

 

[scottabrandeberry]

When you go to slice through paper with one of your knives, and it catches halfway through the cut, and you obsess about it all day until you get the chance to sharpen it.

I do this way too often...

 

[scottabrandeberry]

When you race home like a maniac knowing that box is in the mailbox!

Or when you have all of your knife deliveries go to your work address so you don't have to worry about them setting outside for any length of time at your house (and you can fondle them a few hours sooner!).

 

[Mikey's Deli]

When you go to slice through paper with one of your knives, and it catches halfway through the cut, and you obsess about it all day until you get the chance to sharpen it.

On the money!

 

[Mikey's Deli]

Or when you have all of your knife deliveries go to your work address so you don't have to worry about them setting outside for any length of time at your house (and you can fondle them a few hours sooner!).

Even more on the money!

 

[lzl63]

Instead of taking reading material into the bathroom, you take a knife and several pages from the phone book.

 

[bladeboss]

Being far away from home and discovering that your knife needs screw adjustments, so you obsess over it just knowing you have to deal with it until you return home.

 

[Ray5118]

You reach in your pocket and are surprised which one of your numerous collection of knives you chose that morning
Happened a couple of days ago

 

[Walker Smith]

When you know nutnfancy, blade brotherhood and cutlerylover at youtube. Among the many you sub to.
And you check for their new uploads in the morning, lunch, afternoon, evening and midnight.

 

[CJZ]

When you're 2000 miles away from home having an awesome time, but you're secretly thinking about whether or not your boxes arrived safely back home....