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''You Know You're a Knife Knut When...''
You're wife restricts you to 45 minutes a day of knife "porn".
Now that is just wrong. I mean, as long as everything else is taken care of....
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''You Know You're a Knife Knut When...''
You're wife restricts you to 45 minutes a day of knife "porn".
Now that is just wrong. I mean, as long as everything else is taken care of....![]()
You justify spending hundreds of dollars on a tool just to cut paper with it.
You need to cut something you reach over and grab a razor blade instead of your knife.
Agreed. She giggles about my "obsession" as she puts it. At least those are sites I don't have to clear out of my cache.
..... when playing Monopoly with your wife's family you have your own board peice.
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..... when you make your own sheaths because you are a lefty
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Whenever you get a new knife in the mail, you want to film it.
You might have to clear them out if you've secretly been looking at what I call "high end models."Those expensive knives might worry her.
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You have a knife under each pillow and the first thing you notice in COD: Ghosts is that they used a cheap/terrible knife
Well, she knows the two knives that I want and knows they are pretty expensive (ZT 0302 and Busse TGLB) and as long as I don't buy them, I am safe. I will be pushing for the Busse for Father's day this year since I am getting her something expensive for Mother's Day.![]()
Those sound great. I've always wanted a ZT or a Busse I've just never been able to save enough to get one... other expenses come up or I find a cool cheaper knife I have to have, I'm terrible that way.
I know what you mean. These two knives would be "easier" as the Busse is what Darryl carries in The Walking Dead and we are both huge fans. Gibbs in NCIS carries the ZT and we are fans of that as well. She likes knives too, but not to the level I am at. I got her a few blades for Valentines day and Mother's Day in the past. I think that is another thing that makes me a Knut!
Don't forget Arrow, Slade uses some cheap tacti-cool swords. I have held those type of swords at a gun show, it wouldn't surprise me if they snap if you tried to cut an apple with it.
Hannibal, he uses a spyderco harpy.
Walking Dead, NCIS, we already touched on some of those knives.
Yeah your a knife knut when you can spot these things.
Don't forget Arrow, Slade uses some cheap tacti-cool swords. I have held those type of swords at a gun show, it wouldn't surprise me if they snap if you tried to cut an apple with it.
Hannibal, he uses a spyderco harpy.
Walking Dead, NCIS, we already touched on some of those knives.
Yeah your a knife knut when you can spot these things.
...you've ever told a perfect stranger, "Don't do that, you'll ruin the edge."
I know I'm a Knut when I look at the clock or check the time on my phone and think of Benchmade product codes, 940, 710, 755 etc.