You Know You're a Knife Knut When...

[drichardson67]

Your fiancé asks if you have a knife.
She then retracts that question with;
"Oh, yeah, let me see your knife".

Dude, you got a women you can work with...:thumbup:

 

[Skywalker1]

...you actually buy a Spyderco Salt specifically so you can carry a knife in the bath tub

 

[Eero]

You start noticing pocket clips in peoples pockets in public....

 

[johnbort2]

You start noticing pocket clips in peoples pockets in public....

Lol, then I ask and realize they are just carrying one of those "boxcutter" type knives.

 

[Eero]

Lol, then I ask and realize they are just carrying one of those "boxcutter" type knives.

Yep. Those are underrated though. It's awfully nice to just snap in a fresh razor sharp blade and not have to worry about breaking/dulling. Gerber makes a decent one that has a deep carry pocket clip and thin handle.

 

[HwangJino]

When your GF/wife asks what you ordered this week.

 

[bladeboss]

When you start to walk out the door and a "force" tells you.... "You dont have a knife!"

When it feels like your house burned down when you chip your knife edge.

When you spend forever just looking at your knives.

It takes longer to figure out your EDC than it takes to get to your destination.

When you use knife terms that nobody else knows. (Hollow Sabre Full-Flat Spear blade Clip Point 154-CM Walker linerlock jimping What!!??)

 

[CDKJudoka]

When you go into a depression when you lose a bronze washer trying to de-assist your ZT.

 

[wwells20]

When you have to talk to people online because no normal person can understand what your talking about.

jobasha11 for the win! Made my day.

 

[wwells20]

when you are more upset that you forgot your knife than your cell phone or wallet when you left the house.

Guilty!!

 

[Nal0n]

When you go into a depression when you lose a bronze washer trying to de-assist your ZT.

I think that means you are clumsy, not a knife knut

 

[CDKJudoka]

I think that means you are clumsy, not a knife knut

Clumsy, yes. But the depression over that fact makes you a knut.

 

[wwells20]

When you carry a good knife to "back-up" the knife you are carrying to "cut" stuff with.
Your wife asks "you going to fix that with mustard?"

 

[Nal0n]

Clumsy, yes. But the depression over that fact makes you a knut.

Or mentally unstable

 

[K.O.D.]

I know I'm a knife knut when I'd gladly trade my girlfriend for a Strider. Hell, for that matter I'd probably trade her for a delica...

 

[hellvenger]

You Know You're a Knife Knut When...

... your wife says "pfff" when she sees the thing ... here is the thing ...

 

[Blade Runner 7]

......you buy a folder based on the sound it makes when opening.

 

[Barman1]

When I started measuring my collection by weight rather than count.

 

[RedLynx]

When you go into a depression when you lose a bronze washer trying to de-assist your ZT.

I feel you. I de-assisted my CRKT Hissatsu but alas, somehow the assist rod got bent out of shape and now I can't get it out of the knife or all the way back in so I can't really use it at all, and I'm too afraid to try and take the whole thing apart.

 

[jobasha11]

When you go into a depression when you lose a bronze washer trying to de-assist your ZT.

This happens to me every time I take something small apart. I don't get sad,just go straight to pissed cause it happens every time.