You Know You're a Knife Knut When...

When your Ares glides through paper and your friend exclaims "My knife doesn't do that!"
 
When you can relate to everything said in this thread and your first though is, "somebody finally understands me."
 
I dropped a $100 on a knife I had very little interest in because I wanted to test S110V and Spyderco's leaf shaped blade. People just don't understand why I dropped $100 on that knife when it's a fixed blade with no handle or sheath, they think I'm crazy. So now I have to wait till Monday to see if I like the Mule Team 18.
 
^^I bought a Spyderco Schempp Rock just because I thought it was cool looking. Had no real need for it. Its my car knife now.

I paid full price for a mini-grip in D2 just because I had to have it now and didn't want to order it online and wait.
 
When you take "bathroom breaks" tho ya don't need to go just to get in a minute or 2 of blade flicking time.
 
CJZ said:
When your Ares glides through paper and your friend exclaims "My knife doesn't do that!"
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When you go to slice through paper with one of your knives, and it catches halfway through the cut, and you obsess about it all day until you get the chance to sharpen it.
 
Oh crap...when ur girl needs a little knife and u give her a subcom that u just stropped and somehow she cuts through her nail horizontally. Who cuts them self through their nail? Now she is angry at you because you keep your knives too sharp and its your fault. Wtf...
 
When your mother/girlfriend/boss/anyone else says

"Why should I carry a knife?? I know you have at least 2 all the time."
 
BenchCo Spydermade said:
Oh crap...when ur girl needs a little knife and u give her a subcom that u just stropped and somehow she cuts through her nail horizontally. Who cuts them self through their nail? Now she is angry at you because you keep your knives too sharp and its your fault. Wtf...
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Now she says she needs to get her nails done to cover it up...lol
 
When you sleep with your favorite knife next to your pillow, in case some no good junkie decides to attempt thievery of your other beautiful knives :thumbup:
 
Penetration said:
When you sleep with your favorite knife next to your pillow, in case some no good junkie decides to attempt thievery of your other beautiful knives :thumbup:
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Sounds like a good idea tbh ... not sure if my favorite Peanut would be a good choice for the job, although it sleeps next to my pillow sometimes ;)
I guess I need to dig through the drawers and find that Adamas :D

CDKJudoka said:
Hey!! I resemble that remark.
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I am truly sorry! I did not intend to offend you, or anyone else! Please accept my most sincere apology!
 
Yeah I'd probably prefer a spartan or whatever is bigger and more vicious like a big krambit. Teach them to touch my steel!!
 
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