You know you're a knife knut when...

- When your local knife shops ask you to come by and recommend selections for them to keep in stock

- When every local knife shop knows you on a first name basis and you have a discount at all of them

- When you have all your local knife shops on speed dial
 
When you visit bladeforums at least twice a day and are disappointed when there are no new knives to look at in the maker's section.
 
when its 4:03am and your really really tired but you cant pry yourself off of Blade Forums....
 
just like in the old west movies,you have a spring loaded knife up your sleave so you can be the first to draw your knife when someone askes for one
to open their x-mas/b-day present, or
everyone it the room lookes to you when they need a knife and then they get warning from others about how sharp it and to be carful.

ya I see myself in all these threads.

sharper is safer
 
When your knife collection reflects you economical status at the time.
You can be dirt poor but a knife always cheers you up!

When one of your son's 1rst words was "knife". (This one is true!)
 
badjujuboy said:
when your wife asks "what the hell am I going to do with all these knives if something happens to you?" :(
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RETIRE????(thats when she finds out how much has been spent.....:eek: )

Sorry about posting twice, I did not think it posted.....(I'm a rookie..)
 
- when you sleep with a knife clipped on your PJ's
- when you buy cheap clothes, food ect. just to safe more money for buying knifes.
- when you drive your girlfriend nuts when she can't read the TV guide anymore because you tested your knife on it.
 
When the issue of prom comes up, first thing you do is ask the forum whether or not you should carry
 
roughedges said:
This has happened to me every time I don't have a knife. I get strange looks and questions about my health after I say, "sorry, I don't have a knife on me right now".
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This has happened to me too and it's down-right embarassing. Iwill get a comment something like... "Brian, YOU don't have a knife one you?!?!? Are you feeling alright?" Then they check me to see if I have a fever.

Heck people never say to me "Do you have a knife I can borrow?" Rather they say "May I borrow your knife" because they already know I have one.

I have also been known to leave for work without my wallet and decide to either skip lunch or borrow a few bucks from a buddy but if I realize I'm without my knife halfway to the office I will call in and let them know I am going to be late then I turn around and go back home to get my knife knife. :D
 
When buying toys for your kids at Christmas, you are also trying to decide which knife you're going to use to open it. (Yes I do this)
 
Wunderbar said:
You name your kids "Buck" and "Gerber".:D
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Why would you want to name one of your kids Gerber, do you not like them that much? seems like a cruel and unusual punishment to me... ;)
 
Wunderbar said:
You name your kids "Buck" and "Gerber".:D
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My Daughter Extreme Ratio does not think that is strange at all.

However my young son named Dark Ops is turning out to be a shallow little moron lacking any substance al all. He has a taste for expensive flashy clothing as well.
 
Let's put it this way....even when I'm not hungry, I eat alot of cheese and apples. :D
 
....When you're bidding on so many knife auctions, you start to hope you're outbid on some so the bank doesn't break....
 
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