You know you're a knife knut when...

It is when -1. You can quote the Rockwell hardness numbers on at least six types of knife steel and if you are really good the tempering temperatures of each steel.

And - 2. you can recite passages from Joe Talmadge's posting on the Toolshed forum!!!

And - 3. your parakeets are named Spydie and BM, and your dog's name is Sebbie, Strider, or Reeves!
 
when you go out for steak and sneer at the "steak knife" the resturant leaves on the table.

That same resturant knife is just as clean after you eat, but you cant wait to get home to clean your "precious".:rolleyes:
 
- When Bladeforums is set as your homepage

- When you carry an auxiliary knife for your buds to use instead

- When Fibroblasts are among some of your best friends

spydutch said:
- when you buy cheap clothes, food ect. just to save more money for buying knives.
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I've been doing this a lot lately :rolleyes:
 
I try to take the rolled edge off of the restaurant steak knife using the bottom of the ceramic plate. My wife usually starts squirming in embarassment so I usually quit and whip out my sheeple friendly Dragonfly and cut my steak.
 
redhawk44p said:
I try to take the rolled edge off of the restaurant steak knife using the bottom of the ceramic plate. My wife usually starts squirming in embarassment so I usually quit and whip out my sheeple friendly Dragonfly and cut my steak.
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I'm crying!!!!! that is the funniest thing I've read here!!!!!:D :thumbup: :D :thumbup:
 
You get caught in a sudden deluge of rain and the first thought is that you're gonna have to dry out the half dozen knives you have on your person.

You refer to 15" khukuris as Nepali neck knives.

You have 10Mb of work related stuff on your office PC but several Gigabytes worth of knife pictures.
 
When you sharpen knives for lots of other people but it is not your occupation...:D
 
When you're flying out of town and returning the same afternoon...no overnight
everything you really need can fit in your carryon notebook computer case...
then you decide to bring a piece of checked luggage, to place your multitool and EDC in, so you can have them on you after you arrive!
 
When you relate and agree with every post that has been written. :o
 
Revolutionary said:
when you have bald patches in weird places all over your body from testing blade sharpness.:eek:
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I'm start to get bald places on my legs. I test my knife on my leg when I'm on the toliet. :eek:
 
The Last Confederate said:
....you install thumbstuds on all your wife's bras' so they are "one handed openers"!
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I thought that was what the round holes were for!
 
You know your a knife knut when you can identify what knife someone is carying just by seeing its pocket clip! :eek:
 
Whenever you have an unexpected expense, like your car breaks down, you always think of the cost in terms of knives you could have bought with that money.

"$500 bones? I could have bought a Randall for that much!"
 
Your wife would rather you subscribed to a porn mag than Blade - it would produce the same glazed look only lots cheaper since there are no contact numbers for lustful to order knives from.
 
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