You're saying that wrong...

[Danny Linguini]

I come across these all of the time in the wild (Tony Soprano was a good source of them - great writing). I just can't remember any of them

As I recall, most of those were socially unacceptable even back then.

 

[Aardvark]

One that always gets to me is "reticent", rather than "reluctant". A lot of amateur authors seem to do that.