Zombies attack!

tyr_shadowblade said:
Be advised that the original 1978 version is far superior to the newer release.

Also, the 1990 remake of Night of the Living Dead is superior to the original.

And World War Z by Brooks is required reading!
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i prefer the newer versions of both. though they are all excellent for research purposes.
 
don't know if its been said but I've got to go with a pudao or a kwandao for zombies. all the way/ you got to be able to create some distance or those suckers will tear you apart.
 
I'd have my angelsword katana cause it's the longest blade I've got, can swing easily one or two hands, won't break, curved edge and a pulling cut will greatly reduce chance of getting stuck.
BUT what I'd most likely have with me at the time (what I use in woods and keep in truck) frontier hawk from CS (soon to be replaced with other light poll hawk) and magnum kukri machete from CS.
 
A SAK with can opener.

To feed drugged chili to all you fools and offer you up to the zombies, in exchange for protection and immunity against being turned into a stiff myself:D :p
 
Manix07 said:
A SAK with can opener.

To feed drugged chili to all you fools and offer you up to the zombies, in exchange for protection and immunity against being turned into a stiff myself:D :p
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Ha THis is why i never eat chili:p

The only wat to killa Zombie is to detach its spinal cord from its head, thats why guns dont do much good, =P so having said that ill take a portable beheader, what that looks like i dont know but thats what youll find me with
 
lol actually it just occured to me that if you give some guys enough chilli, you have a whole new weapons system at hand right there...:D
 
korbiaka said:
My ZDP lawn mower blade.
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someone's seen dead-alive (the bloodiest zombie movie of all time, directed by peter jackson. Yes, the lord of the rings peter jackson.)

Best zombie movies of all time:
1. 28 days later.
Most effective non ballistic weapon(M.e.n.b.w.): machete (the black chick uses it)
2. Dawn of the dead (the original)
M.e.n.b.w.: 18-wheeler truck
3. Shawn of the dead
M.e.n.b.w.: an old lp, second best: cricket bat
4: dawn of the dead (unrated, the remake)
M.e.n.b.w.: propane tank (but since it's only utilized with a shotgun, thats cheating, so) : chainsaw
4. land of the dead
M.e.n.b.w.: all they used were guns, so I'll give honorable mention to the little spike shooter
5. resident evil (the first)
M.e.n.b.w.: a train
6. Resident evil apocalypse
M.e.n.b.w.: Mila. enough said
7. dead-alive
M.e.n.b.w.: lawnmower!
8. day of the dead
M.e.n.b.w.: rope on a stick

Worst Zombie movies of all time:
1.return of the living dead
M.e.n.b.w.: a nuclear bomb (boring)

2. They came back (a french movie where the zombies don't even eat people. How can you make a proper zombie movie about civilized zombies?!?)
M.e.n.b.w.: a nerve-gas grenade that puts the zombies (but not the living) into a fucking coma. what kind of bullshit is that?
 
bSquirrel said:
2. They came back (a french movie where the zombies don't even eat people. How can you make a proper zombie movie about civilized zombies?!?)
M.e.n.b.w.: a nerve-gas grenade that puts the zombies (but not the living) into a fucking coma. what kind of bullshit is that?
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Absolutely the worst zombie movie I've seen. There was one person who dies in this movie and it was from a F--KIN HEART ATTACK!!!!! If this scares the french, how in the hell do you guys carry knives???
 
cybrok said:
You guys still did not understand...

The perfect weapon against zombies is the khukuri. (HI ones are great).

You see, at least the people that made "Resident Evil:Extinction" understood.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Re33.jpg
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In the new game, Resident Evil 5, he's packing a machete on his backpack. I'm just bummed the release date has been pushed back to 2008. :grumpy:
As for me, a sword of some type. Wanna keep that distance a bit.
 
lol
never saw that one, but the description alone merits an honorable mention
also, the plague (with that guy from dawson's creek)
no violence, no nudity, and no gore. Just kids who dont wake up until one day, they wake up and are zombies. zzzz
 
Most low budget zombie movies are crap.

If you can find it (don't know if it was ever released on DVD), an old horror flick from the 80s called Night of the Creeps was amusing. Alien brain parasites turn fratboys into zombies that must be DESTROYED!!!

One zombie is killed with a lawnmower! :D
 
dude, dead alive

an entire house full of zombies are killed with a lawnmower

this movie is advertized as the bloodiest movie of all time
 
Also, the 1990 remake of Night of the Living Dead is superior to the original.
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NOTHING is supirior to the original night of the living dead, made back when directors used tools like suspense, acting, minimal effects for maximum effect, cinematography (the scene with the mother and daughter in the basement comes to mind) and story to make REAL HORROR! not just gorefests.

what type of zombies? night of the living dead zombies where destroying the head is enough, or dead alive zombies where they just keep on ticking?

those advocating a long sword or other such large weapon have to consider that the statistcs clearly show that zombie attacks more frequently happen in close quarters.

a chainsaw has always been a popular choice becouse of its effortless severing of flesh, its usfulness in close quarters, and its utility for opening cellar doors and the like. but one must consider that zombies preffer sneaking up behind you, jumping out of various unexpected places, or especially being behind you when you back away from another zombie or the zombie-you-just-locked-the-door-on, so in these cases the noise produced by a running chainsaw would be detremental to zombie detection, also the risk of self injury would be higher.

for night of the living dead type zombies:

http://www.americankami.com/DSC03613.jpg

the problume with the american kami bearded axe is the posibility of getting it stuck in a zombies' head whale others are attacking you.

for dead alive zombies? do you have to ask:

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8028/husqvarnalawnmowerjn9.jpg

another great zombie flick if you can find it is "bloodsuckers from outer space"; a little slow but the comedy ensues when the main charictar's parents, freshly turned zombie, try to convince him to let them eat his brains by telling him all the benifits of being a zombie, and they save the world by huffing nitrous!! also they try to drop a nuclear bomb on Texas but miss.
 
clearly the only kind of zombies you need to worry about are 28 days later zombies since invincible ones cant be defended against, and 28 days later ones are the most dangerous. Therefore, no spray=no chainsaw. You want a sharp ass sword that will take a head clean off, or stab straight through and pull out easy
 
I gotta say I just saw the Mila pic with the two Khukuris and those are the sexiest chaps I have ever seen....my word......lol
 
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