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Nice :D

I always imagined they'd be a little bigger. Having a shot with them in the hand makes it look like a nicer utility blade :D
 
Just remember to take it off when using your hands for stuff with repetitive movements. It will give you inaccurate readings on your steps. :thumbup:

hands free

Venus for Men by Sybian

lol
 
I REALLY need to stay off the exchange....or just have a little more restraint......
....who am I kidding - I have no restraint, that's why I can't stay off the exchange.

cheap therapy :D

i saw the cold steel folding puuko at bass pro. $50

$35 on amazon. might be over priced :D

but i'd have to try one first

course, a Temagami is a wee bit more expensive
 
If you do that, how are you gonna end up owning all teh cool things?

I will NEVER own all of teh cool things. There are....a whole planet full, and I just don't make that much money. Plus, I am told I am responsible for the upbringing of two young ladies.....and at least one of them looks a LOT like me and the other will some day be able to take care of me if I am ever able to retire....so, regrettably, I have to set some limits on my own needs/wants/desires. See the previous statement about self restraint, and you'll start to understand the tortured state I live in every single effing day.


OoOohhh!!! There's a pretty sharp thing on the exchange I have to, uh......shit.
 
No. You're doing good. You making quicker decisions and replies than me is keeping me out of the dog house - at least a little more than usual.

Since I, quite literally, live in the doghouse.....you're welcome.




Damn....too many sharp playthings and not enough stuff to cut. Ar
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​edit: damn BF won't retain my graphic use of the space bar.....
 
The exchange got me my BK9 and started this whole craze with BK&T, can't fault it personally.
 
You should unload all your new ones here at half price so you can keep buying. Just think about that. The $50 you get from selling that BK9 means your next BK9 will only cost $50. That's a deal you can't not not pass up!
 
look

you losers that sell your production becker

so you can buy some vodka, cheap at last, smokes, used condoms, and used beckers...

should just buy more becker, and not sell ...

plus, you'd have less inborn redneck nicotine babies :D or something.

or so Ethan tells me :D
 
Forget production Beckers. Somebody sell Bladite some capital letters!
 
I've already got 4 BK2s - 1 in each vehicle plus a free range user. So why did I just buy 2 more?? Well, some individual posted 2 NIBs for sale for $30@ and $10 shipping "Buy It Now". All it took was 3 little clicks and before I new it, they're mine. Some people say I have no willpower to resist temptation. I say I have plenty of willpower. I debated myself for all of 2 minutes before winning the debate and clicking quickly.
 
Forget production Beckers. Somebody sell Bladite some capital letters!

dude.

you need to learn some lexicon and syntax. soon. stat. :D

i forge my own! ;)

for you illiterates, that means, in the fancy talk: make some shit up :D
 
I've already got 4 BK2s - 1 in each vehicle plus a free range user. So why did I just buy 2 more?? Well, some individual posted 2 NIBs for sale for $30@ and $10 shipping "Buy It Now". All it took was 3 little clicks and before I new it, they're mine. Some people say I have no willpower to resist temptation. I say I have plenty of willpower. I debated myself for all of 2 minutes before winning the debate and clicking quickly.

Damn! I would have done that in a second! If you change your mine on one of them, I could use a (first) BK2!
 
Yikes! I'd call a service if they've made that many inroads.

If you burn down the whole trailer that should get most of them.

I know we Beckerheads like to get our hands dirty, but done jobs are best left to the Pros.
Call someone and get it done once and for all. The sting to the wallet will be much less than that of an emergency room bill of you get swarmed, then you Still will pay for the Pros.

Sorry for the poor taste in puns.

Just saw a SanMai BK11 on the bay those of you with more available cash than me.

Oh, and AC, do something serious about those wasps sooner rather than later. We once lived in a house where they had gotten in the walls and we would kill in the neighborhood of 10 a day. Only upside was that it cured me of being overly freaked out about wasps.

Thanks for the advice fellas. I can't afford an exterminator until I get paid next week, so I did a bit of googling and am going to try a few things to see if I can kill them myself before then. I found a powdered insecticide that is supposed to be really good and am going to see if I can get my hands on some. If it doesn't work, I will definitely be getting a professional here to get rid of them. If that doesn't work I will take Hoss's idea into advisement as well. :eek:
 
Getting caught up I wanted to express my condolences to BeeKay. I know how tough it can be. I lost my Mom in Feb, I too was enroute and did not get to say goodbye. It still hurts I did not get to tell her I love her one last time and thank her for my life.
 
I will NEVER own all of teh cool things. There are....a whole planet full, and I just don't make that much money. Plus, I am told I am responsible for the upbringing of two young ladies.....and at least one of them looks a LOT like me and the other will some day be able to take care of me if I am ever able to retire....so, regrettably, I have to set some limits on my own needs/wants/desires. See the previous statement about self restraint, and you'll start to understand the tortured state I live in every single effing day.


OoOohhh!!! There's a pretty sharp thing on the exchange I have to, uh......shit.

I'm in the same boat. I can periodically afford some cool things, but the cooler it is, the longer I have to wait to get the next cool thing. In the interim I can afford the less cool things, but never when it's available. I always have to wait. I missed out on a Farm and Field #99 Farmer's Lock in maroon micarta because my wife had just gotten me a Spyderco DB for our anniversary. Now they are no where to be found, at least not new. Anyway.....I feel you dawg. lol
 
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