I am the smartest, best looking, coolest, richest and most humble sociopath I knowbut I am not a predator. I was never going to return anything other than what was sent to me and I certainly would not now that have revealed my identity. Rest assured that OP will get back his sebenza and in better condition then he sent it.
The 'trolling' I referred to was pretending like I was not going to swap and send back a fake because I don't like the knife (one of the removed posts). EVERYTHING else I said was truthful, relevant and non-trolling. Though I did give (most) of you a mind-f*&% by convincing I was not the buyer (even though I never said I wasn't) and then admitting 'I am the buyer'. Admitting to being the buyer--even if it so shocking it's trollish--is entirely on topic, relevant to this thread and honest but I can see why the mod would not recognize this off hand and respond with a knee-jerk reaction. Also I never claimed or even implied 'I am not to be the buyer', I just pointed out how small the chances are; it blows my mind that the very first time I come to BF and the very first topic I look at is about me and it was posted only hours before.
By federal law: buyer wins every time they claim they did not revive what they purchased (look-up 'CFPB regulation e'). It is a risk you must take as a seller on any online marketplace using credit card payment and you should be aware. You're welcome.
As to why: I was just looking for the most speedy path to a return and refund. OP misrepresented the condition of knife/accessories (a minor misrepresentation is still a misrepresentation) in a way that was more fraudulent than my misrepresented claim against OP. After finding this thread I decided to give a lesson on what COULD happen while at the same time suggesting OP make both our lives easier by offering a partial refund; he did not so he gets his knife back and a great story to go with it.
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Reading this, & getting a glimpse of how your brain actually functions (& the fact that you feel your behavior is perfectly normal), demonstrates, just how twisted, & screwed up, your mind really is!
You, are one severe nutcase; to the 10th power! It's nice to know, that you're able to look in the mirror, & see the wonderful qualities that you so proudly profess...
Please make an appointment as soon as possible, to see an MD. Maybe there is some type of medication (one that won't give you the oily discharge that you are spewing here), that may give you the serious help you need.
Best of luck, OP!
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