Nothing to forgive my friend. I take it all in stride, This is the snark forum. I apologize if I sounded anything other than charmingly snarky. I like the interaction I have with the good folks on here and enjoy the banter back and forth. It's all in fun. My post count is rather low for my time registered, because I am just old for meaningless and unfriendly conflict. BK&T forum is one of the few mature places I have been since I started playing interwebz. I have posted more here than most other places.
I am truly sorry you're laid up, and hope for a your speedy recovery. Back problems suck in all the wrong ways. Hopefully you can get a laugh or two, and keep your sanity. Your 9 will wait on you, it's faithful like that.
I still hate monkeys though. That story is best left to fireside company that have all managed to become highly inebriated. Some find it uproariously funny. Maybe I'll make a gathering some time and tell the tale.
Snark on
Doc