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And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...
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Thanks Bro for breaking the story!!!!
Man I been wanting to kick the S**t out of the Duke ever since he brought out that dayumed John Wayne Toilet Paper!
It's rough and It's Tough and it don't take No S**t off any Indins.
Actually we all prefer Cottenelle or Charmin or Northern for our tender anatomy.
And Don't ask how it got that way since this is a family forum and I have already went beyond the decorum I usually permit myself.
Thanks Bro for breaking the story!!!!
Man I been wanting to kick the S**t out of the Duke ever since he brought out that dayumed John Wayne Toilet Paper!
It's rough and It's Tough and it don't take No S**t off any Indins.
Actually we all prefer Cottenelle or Charmin or Northern for our tender anatomy.
And Don't ask how it got that way since this is a family forum and I have already went beyond the decorum I usually permit myself.
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Funny, funny stuff.
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In the interest of non-conformng assimilation to the cultures of this hemisphere
cool we got with our Brothers in the Southern continent and had them send up some of those little fish that swim up parts of your anatomy if you happen to go #1 or #2 in the water while swimming or bathing and anchor themselves there with their little sharp fins.
That means that the Preparation H is only comfort enough until you can get to the hospital for a hemorhoidectomy to remove the cute little fish.
I dunno what the operation for removing the fish from the frontside part of you anatomy, but needless to say the ones attacked by this little fish is gonna be kept in stitches for a while on one end or the other.
The first noticeable symptom of the little fish is an uncontrollable itching in and around the area of your groin and rear end and excessive scratchng of said areas.
And Gold Bond Powder or any of the Cortizone creams just don't help!!!!
LMRRAO!!!!!!
In the interest of non-conformng assimilation to the cultures of this hemisphere
cool we got with our Brothers in the Southern continent and had them send up some of those little fish that swim up parts of your anatomy if you happen to go #1 or #2 in the water while swimming or bathing and anchor themselves there with their little sharp fins.That means that the Preparation H is only comfort enough until you can get to the hospital for a hemorhoidectomy to remove the cute little fish.
I dunno what the operation for removing the fish from the frontside part of you anatomy, but needless to say the ones attacked by this little fish is gonna be kept in stitches for a while on one end or the other.
The first noticeable symptom of the little fish is an uncontrollable itching in and around the area of your groin and rear end and excessive scratchng of said areas.
And Gold Bond Powder or any of the Cortizone creams just don't help!!!!
LMRRAO!!!!!!
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Just getting warmed-up here too...
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Anyone interested in seeing more graphic images than this PG rated saga should allow is invited to visit the following link. Trust me, it'll make you "clench".
http://www.internext.com.br/urologia/Casosclinicos.htm
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I ain't gonna go there, either.
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With the prospect of a new 'ranglin job and a whole 'mess a shinny knives, Rooster
rides north to Reno and saunters
into the Cantina. Uncle Bill, always the gracious barkeeper invites him in and begins to explain 'Khukuri Research' to him. But the grizzled old cowboy becomes discourteous.
Uncle Bill speaks his mind and Rooster sasses
him then 'dukes him! Yangdu, not one to mess around, looks for an appropriate blade with which to dispatch the roughneck...
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Whilst Uncle Bill places a phone call to Cartwrights
who are in Carson city on business that day. Little Joe confronts Rooster
and they exchange harsh language. Little Joe doesn't fare too well in the ensuing fight. Well Hoss
had about had a belly full and stepped in only to greeted by some more kind words from Rooster. The row didn't last too long as Rooster was shown the window. The Cartwrights chase 'ol Rooster into the street.
As he mounted his horse, Rooster could see Yangdu rounding the corner of the cantina, AngKhola raised in hand.
His parting words were heard over the gallop of his horse. Sadly, Mr. Rooster Cogburn has been released of any further obligations to aid the Evil Blues and his henchmen.
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Wal,
You may be right. In Paxton's case, it may just be cheaper and more efficient to put him out of his delusional misery.
Naturally, we'll search for a cure first...
(Though once they've gone over to the "Dark Side" I'm not convinced there's any further hope for recovery.)
Perhaps a little tribal medicine is called for.
Blues
You may be right. In Paxton's case, it may just be cheaper and more efficient to put him out of his delusional misery.
Naturally, we'll search for a cure first...
(Though once they've gone over to the "Dark Side" I'm not convinced there's any further hope for recovery.)
Perhaps a little tribal medicine is called for.
Blues
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Then, again, he does display a rare writing talent. If he were to contract with Tsmi to write his research papers for him (thereby keeping Tsimi more or less legitimate, and giving Bill something to do that doesn't get us in trouble with the John Wayne Foundation) it could be a win-win. Bill would retain his already impressive credentials (except for the one slip into "Hollywooditus"), Jim might gain enough legitimacy to come out of the cave without that dumb cape and hat, and we could jump him and run the blood tests.
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