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And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...

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Okay, Tsimi, whatever you say. However, I would've recommended using Berk (as I said, "competent" counsel) instead of your shy...I mean friends at Dewey, Cheatham & Howe . But, as they say, you can judge a man by the company he keeps. ;)

Having never lost a trial, it should be an interesting experience for me and I thank you for the big opportunity. Now, don't forget to put on your best pajamas and bib for the big day. Wave hello to all the nice people. Oh, and don't forget to bring your main witness, Donald Duck!!! :D
 
Blues,
So you have a passing acquaint. with Shyst... lawyers, I already have been found "innocent soo I can't be tried twice!! Berk!! You have the gall to suggest one of your MAIN Evil ones?? Why I would be safer having THAT NDN ,defending me, with him I would ONLY GET "LIFE",Berk would see I got the chair!
jim
 
Originally posted by Bill Martino
Heading for 1000.
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WITH THE PEDAL TO THE METAL, AND THE BRAKES SHOT TO H**L.....YAAAHHHHOOOOO:D
 
Unfortunately it is after the hearing. OH WELL. You still may want to lay low. I've heard of a Khukuri Vigilante group roaming the streets of Miami at night. They carry rails and tar & feathers.
 
JIM, Was that a CONFESSION?
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Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe has the best P/E ratio in the business, Tsimi, but you wouldn't want to rely on their conviction rate.` By the way, no one uses the electric chair any more - they give you the needle. Come to think of it, we've been giving you the needle for months - maybe you're immune!
 
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...and it'll be all better.



(Now there's a line that most of our female readers will probably not subscribe to. ;))
 
But if I had to use one that size instead of the 26 gauge 3/8" long needle I have to use every Tuesday night I would probably tell the doc, "You do it, I ain't gonna no matter how good it is for me!!!!":barf: :D

But the day the up to 3" or longer needles was used in my back it was sure enough "all better" afterwards. I could've kicked King Kong's Butt that day without a ladder.:p ;)
 
Berk,
Refering to YOUR needle! You are impossible! Blues,you can't get the little prick ,if you don't associate with the people who use them! Good news ,Uncle is going to put up UBDOTD's! I'm trying to get him to put them up at 3 in the morning, I will be the "only" one that gets them, too early for "CERTAIN" LEO'S & lawyers don't "THINK" about getting up until 9am! I also will be doing my "GOOD DEED", by my getting ALL the K's the Brotherhood is protected from feeding "problems" & no envy against others(Blues people will even begin "liking "you)because I will get them all! WHAT A GUY!My "unselfish act" has to bring tears to your eyes!:D Berk, my kindness has to even melt YOUR COLD HARD lawyers heart! OOPS!Lawyers
have HEARTS??:D
jim
 
Let me clarify that I was NOT referring to "poor Tsimi" when I said I was outmatched.

Even on 75 mg of Demerol every 4 hours I would be more than a match for Tsimi on his best day.
 
Rus,
They had a song lond ago called "Dreamin, I'm always Dreamin"
That's you! My BEST DAY! YOU COULDN'T HANDLE MY BEAT DAY! YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH, SNEAKY ENOUGH ETC! and,YOU USE whimpy k's & whimp,whimpy, guns!:DGuy you "just couldn't cut it"(little whimpy 12"K :barf:)a LITTLE "OLD" .380:barf:) :barf: :barf: :barf:
jim
 
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Be watching for the 3AM UBDOTDs -- and watching, and watching and..........
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Thanks to the automatic UBDOTD notification system I have set up, it automatically notifies me if Uncle Bill posts a nice UBDOTD. So really, Tsimi, you don't have a chance!:eek: :p ;) :D
 
( that is unless he finds out the way I've hacked his program to be three minutes slow ):p
 
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