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And So.... The Phantom Of The "Khukura" Is Born...

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Bill,
I got to the office "extra" early, signed on the puter,
man was I looking forward to the 3AM UBDOTM!:D THERE MUST BE A PUTER PROBLEM, NO UBDOTM!:confused:MAYBE UNCLE MEAN'TUES.MORNING!!
WELL!!:)
jim :cool:
 
If you check out the thread above titled "Am I correct..." started by BruiseLeee you will see that Tsimi is now apparently attempting to establish and Alzheimers defense. ( "Bing Crosby, Chet Atkins, who are they?" )
 
Tsimi, if Uncle Bill says he'll do it ( and I don't think he did ) then he will. He just didn't bother telling you where it would be 3 in the morning when he put them up.

Mmmm... would that be azerbaijani or outer mongolian time?
 
I forget Uncle Bill's exact reply on UBDOTDs at 0300, but the tone was "don't hold your breath"......see small inset of Tsimi's face...........[:(]
 
Poor Tsimi...I believe Uncle has really hurt him...oh well, what else is going on guys? ;)

Seriously....what's up???
 
Did you see what Tsimi did????
One infestation of Dung beatles and see what happens!!!!

(I am sorry if this is not funny in our time of national mourning, but I need something to laugh at...and this forum is one of the few places that I can still come and smile :) Thank you, and besides we haven't reached 1000 posts....and I can't let terrorists stop that!!!!)
 
Did you see what Tsimi did?
One infestation of Dung Beatles and see what happens?

( I apilogise if you do not find this funny in our time of national mourning, but this forum is one of the last places I can come for a smile. Besides, why should we let a bunch of terrorists not let us reach 1000? Nothing can stop the NEVERENDING THREAD!!!!)
 
Sam,
Uncle called & "forced" me to buy a new WW2,18" for testing!:D
He was begging me, HE KNOWS I like the 16.5, but how could I say NO!
He ,said,(after begging)jim, PLEESE,POLEEZE,take this off my hands,if you don't,RUS IS COMING OVER TO VISIT! HE WILL SEE THIS, TRY TO HIDE IT FROM HIS DEAR WIFE,SHE WILL DIVORCE HIM, so for the sake of saving Rus's MARR.,I bought it!SIGH, THE THINGS I DO FOR FRIENDS! I guess I'll just throw it in some old corner of the cave!:( Hope Uncle doesn't want me to buy any more,you know,to save Blues,Vince,Wal.,AC,THAT NDN's marr. or Koz's cavorting with various damsels of various virtues!! I just can't afford it!:D
jim
 
Dear Tsimi:

We are all aware of your great humanitarian qualities, and the Khuks you have sheltered in your effort to advance research and save marriages (KHAK!!) I can only repay you in kind - Instead of throwing that old, unwanted WWII into a back corner of the cave, send it on to me, and I will hold it until you need it again, and will return it quickly and faithfully as soon as I receive your request.
 
Originally posted by jim_l_clifton
Koz's cavorting with various damsels of various virtues!! I just can't afford it!:D
jim
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Can I have another installment of my allowance?!! There's this redhead I'd like to know better, with emerald green eyes, spectacular red hair... well, you get the picture!
:D And the best thing... SHE LIKES KHUKURIS!!!:D :D :D So, Dearest Tsimi, please send both money and khukuris!!!

Harry
 
Koz,
"Redhead"?? I LOVE REDHEADS! SHE LOVES K'S??
This "one" may be too much for you to handle! If I could see what she looks like ,I could render the proper instrustion!
jim :D
 
Just as an effort to add a chuckle, I was going to volunteer to "evaluate" Harry's redhead, but on second thought I couldn't decide whether (at my age) that would be hilarious or downright ridiculous. Jim, send me some Khuks. I'll evaluate some of your research. Really! It might give your claims of research some validity, and it would sooth the h**l out of my raging HIKV.
 
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