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If you have a BK2 you can always use it to dismantle said lawn mower.....

oh wait.. that's been done lol
 
gmoneyluv said:
You have mad skills.
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The trick with lawnmower-tossing is to grab the handle bar and get your whole body into three or four good full turns to build up speed. Sort of like throwing a discus.

True story... my Dad once called to let me know he had taken my old .22 rifle out of storage and fired it. I figured no big deal, must have been a mean stray cat in his yard or something. But no... he had been working on his mower and gave up. He decided that since in all the old western movies, if a horse was past saving, they would put it out of its misery... so he put a bullet in the engine block.
 
tradewater said:
I got some serious distance with a push mower once.
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I actually was the 3 time champion of the bicycle throwing contest held as part of the festivities of the moonlight madness ride held by the bicycle club. I would throw them shotput style I always beat the spinners.
 
Psyop said:
I actually was the 3 time champion of the bicycle throwing contest held as part of the festivities of the moonlight madness ride held by the bicycle club. I would throw them shotput style I always beat the spinners.
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I worked at a bike shop where about one friday a month, aftre hours, we would take a bike that was not even worth giving away - and we knew this because we would leave it outside with a "free" tag on it and not even the homeless guys would take it - and just drink some beers and do whatever we could to just destroy that bike. This included the "hammer throw" - into a concrete block wall, heaving it as high as possible and letting it hit the pavement, bending it in an old maple, driving over it with one of the other mechanic's much loathed Ford Festiva (junk crushing junk).....it was far and away the most cathartic thing you could do after wrenching on people's crap bikes all month. It really kept us civil when working on customer's bikes. Plus, we made some very interesting objets d' art...
 
I've had similar problems with a garden hose.

After contemplating hanging myself with it, I opted instead to make 25 smaller hoses. My 2 had a great day.

Any of you had problems with a hoe in the backyard, I'm sure we'd all love to hear the drama.
 
While cruising my local big box store I came across these two items next to each other. Does anyone else find this hilarious?



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Tdhurl1103 said:
I've had similar problems with a garden hose.

After contemplating hanging myself with it, I opted instead to make 25 smaller hoses. My 2 had a great day.

Any of you had problems with a hoe in the backyard, I'm sure we'd all love to hear the drama.
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I did once, but I just made her leave.... Problem solved...

Doc
 
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