Beckerhead Jobs

[Murphnuge]

I was a highwayman...

 

[Hawk590]

Well, I am a mechanical engineer working as a nuclear/chemical engineer. I get to do science experiments everyday!

 

[FAL'ER]

I was a highwayman...

Along the coachroads did you ride? Possibly with a sword and pistol by your side?

 

[FAL'ER]

You mind if I steal that line to put in a novel, OF? That is too funny.

Yeah bro, that's just some crazy crap I say to folks to deflect the question of what I get paid to do.

 

[Murphnuge]

Along the coachroads did you ride? Possibly with a sword and pistol by your side?

Shotgun and a BK9.

 

[TMHunt]

Murph is just asshamed of his REAL job. He's the third from the right.

 

[Murphnuge]

But not ashamed of that facial hair, majestic.

 

[K9-Handler]

Along the coachroads did you ride? Possibly with a sword and pistol by your side?

Naw. It just means he drives a truck like ac700Wildcat !

 

[Murphnuge]

Honestly, I'm a factory drone on an engine block line for Cummins Diesel Engine Co. I don't do much for them so I make up my own professions some times.

 

[bladescout26]

Murph is just asshamed of his REAL job. He's the third from the right.

I just want to know what it means to be ASSHAMED?

 

[TMHunt]

i was wondering who was gonna catch that

 

[K9-Handler]

The 1/4 cube:

But that's aboard a cruise ship, right?

 

[Captain Airyca]

But that's aboard a cruise ship, right?

Lol I wish! I've never been on a cruise!

 

[K9-Handler]

Lol I wish! I've never been on a cruise!

I've been on one -- NYC to Bermuda. Great if you like to be a sardine.
Hit a tropical storm on the way back. Thirty-foot seas crashing over the whole boat. Water sloshing out of the toilet bowl onto the floor of the stateroom. Passengers reporting to Sick Bay with lacerations and fractures. Barf bags lining all the railings of every hallway.
Oh, what fun! Can't wait to do it again! (not...)

 

[oscar4883]

Full-time Corrections Officer. In my "down time", I work for myself doing commercial tree work. Climbing, stump grinding, you name it.

 

[nickortizzle1035]

i work retail at a major sporting goods retailer and i'm trying to find work as a EMT

 

[Captain Airyca]

I've been on one -- NYC to Bermuda. Great if you like to be a sardine.
Hit a tropical storm on the way back. Thirty-foot seas crashing over the whole boat. Water sloshing out of the toilet bowl onto the floor of the stateroom. Passengers reporting to Sick Bay with lacerations and fractures. Barf bags lining all the railings of every hallway.
Oh, what fun! Can't wait to do it again! (not...)

LOL. I've sold a couple three million dollars worth of cruises now.... and I still don't really want to go on one THAT bad. I mean I want my free one, but thats just cause.... I like free stuff.

 

[Arkanian]

I bankrupt nations and break up happy homes. I work on Wall St.

 

[oXide]

I bankrupt nations and break up happy homes. I work on Wall St.

So how much stock do you own in Ka-Bar and BK&T? No, I don't have any idea what I'm saying, it just sounded Wall St.-ish....

 

[Arkanian]

So how much stock do you own in Ka-Bar and BK&T?

Ka-Bar's parent is Cutco which is a privately held corporation and not publicly traded.

No, I don't have any idea what I'm saying, it just sounded Wall St.-ish....

Clearly.