"Carl's Lounge" (Off-Topic Discussion, Traditional Knife "Tales & Vignettes")

Einstein actually said that? Wow... that is remarkable. Our engineers that we hire out of college are incapable of human interaction... the two that I supervise sit 8 feet away from me and ask me questions via Skype (instant message) :confused:
I should note that they are not idiots though LoL ;)
 
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“I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.”

- Albert Einstein
I didn't realize Einstein was such an accomplished cartoonist. :confused:;):)
 
Goodby, ol paint.

It's a little nuts to be sentimental over a piece of metal like a machine. Or an old pickup. But times change and time moves on. What was good once maybe be out of date now for many reasons.

In September of 2001, I bought a new Toyota pickup. In the 17 years that have passed, I've driven that little pickup all over the country Literally coast to coast and back, and From Texas to California and back several times. Last summer I taught my granddaughter, Bree, to drive in it over at the empty roads around the Georgetown airport. At age 9, she's a surprisingly good driver and after a few days of practice has i down pat. Uses turn signals and even backs up better than me.

But of late the projected repair bills look ominous, and I don't relish spending a couple thousand dollars on a 17 year old truck that spent 14 of it's winters in Maryland with all the salt they put on the roads there. Rust, electronic issues, and the evil check engine light that comes with a verified by three different places as expensive repairs are too much. Tomorrow I'm picking a new Toyota Corolla and the mechanic at the Toyota dealer is buying my truck for three grand.

Of late for many reasons, I seem to be feeling my age more. I can only explain it like Bilbo said it to Gandalf in the Lord Of The Rings movie, about feeling like butter that's been scraped over too much bread. Thin. Driving back from spending the holidays in Mission Viejo California with the daughters family, I finally started to want something a little more comfortable and quieter than my little 2002 Tacoma. A smoother ride would nice, and a break from the road noise and a bucket seat that is adjustable rather than the fixed bench seat in my little stripper truck. I was amazed at the technology that they toss in on even a compact like the Corolla. Lane drift alerts, self adjusting cruise control, back up camera, great stereo, emergency braking if I don't notice something. Heck, my old truck doesn't even have cruise control.

I took it on a good test ride up I35 from Round Rock north past Georgetown and back. I guess after all the years of being used to the old Tacoma, I hadn't realized how far compact cars had become in becoming almost as quiet and comfortable as my better half's Camry. I find that the bare bones little truck that I bought back in 2001 no longer gets it for me. I find now I want to be comfortable. Life has moved on to another stage.

It will be very strange that for the first time in 35 years I will not have a pickup truck. I guess I'll have to do the Barton thing.

Barton and Nancy are a couple we were friends with for many years back in Maryland. Bart had inherited the family home down on Virginia's 'Northen neck' a peninsula of land jutting out in the Chesapeake Bay. It was a large two story farm house with a boat dock out back, and some corn field that he leased out to a neighboring farmer. Bart, like some of us was a native Washington D.C area resident and worker bee in the government, with family connections down on the bay. Weekends they would go down to stay over night for fishing, crabbing, some shooting on a makeshift range with a large dirt berm. Very Chesapeake rural. But Bart, being a frugal city type didn't own a pickup truck. He had another solution.

One weekend when Karen and myself had been invited down, we were sitting on the back porch, looking out over the bay when Nancy reminded Bart that the sofa had to be picked up. They had a sofa in town, at an upholster shop being recovered. I lamented that we didn't bring my truck down, but instead had driven down in Karen's Honda Element. Bart said not to worry, he just needed my help to get the sofa back into the house when he got it home. I was curious as to how he was going to go get the sofa in his little Datsun B201. He backs his Datsun up to the side of the barn and hitches up a medium black steel mesh utility trailer and we head to town. The sofa gets tied down on the utility trailer and we go home and put in the blank spot in the living room, and Bart unhitches the tailer and puts it back by the barn. Done.

Bart was one of those Washington intelligence annalists that broke everything down to the basics. If he figured that tool X was good for 98% of the time, then he'd just buy tool X and come up with a solution for the 2% of the time it was inadequate. In many ways he reminded me of my dad and his peanut and .22 caliber Colt woodsman. A minimalist.

I guess now as a fixed income senior citizen, minimalism is even more important now. Gotta stretch those social security dollars, and a small but comfortable car makes more sense at this stage of the game. I guess if I have to haul something that doesn't fit in the car, the utility trailer in the backyard by the shop building will work. And the car will be easier on old bones on a long drive.
 
J jackknife the technology on new vehicles is amazing. We bought a new Accord in November and couldn't be happier with it. After forty years with a truck or SUV, we just didn't need one anymore. The comfort, road noise, and fuel economy difference is eye opening. I averaged over 42 mpg on a recent trip, and it's not a hybrid. If I need something too big to carry in the car, I have it delivered :D instead of straining my back.
 
Goodby, ol paint.

It's a little nuts to be sentimental over a piece of metal like a machine. Or an old pickup. But times change and time moves on. What was good once maybe be out of date now for many reasons.

In September of 2001, I bought a new Toyota pickup. In the 17 years that have passed, I've driven that little pickup all over the country Literally coast to coast and back, and From Texas to California and back several times. Last summer I taught my granddaughter, Bree, to drive in it over at the empty roads around the Georgetown airport. At age 9, she's a surprisingly good driver and after a few days of practice has i down pat. Uses turn signals and even backs up better than me.

But of late the projected repair bills look ominous, and I don't relish spending a couple thousand dollars on a 17 year old truck that spent 14 of it's winters in Maryland with all the salt they put on the roads there. Rust, electronic issues, and the evil check engine light that comes with a verified by three different places as expensive repairs are too much. Tomorrow I'm picking a new Toyota Corolla and the mechanic at the Toyota dealer is buying my truck for three grand.

Of late for many reasons, I seem to be feeling my age more. I can only explain it like Bilbo said it to Gandalf in the Lord Of The Rings movie, about feeling like butter that's been scraped over too much bread. Thin. Driving back from spending the holidays in Mission Viejo California with the daughters family, I finally started to want something a little more comfortable and quieter than my little 2002 Tacoma. A smoother ride would nice, and a break from the road noise and a bucket seat that is adjustable rather than the fixed bench seat in my little stripper truck. I was amazed at the technology that they toss in on even a compact like the Corolla. Lane drift alerts, self adjusting cruise control, back up camera, great stereo, emergency braking if I don't notice something. Heck, my old truck doesn't even have cruise control.

I took it on a good test ride up I35 from Round Rock north past Georgetown and back. I guess after all the years of being used to the old Tacoma, I hadn't realized how far compact cars had become in becoming almost as quiet and comfortable as my better half's Camry. I find that the bare bones little truck that I bought back in 2001 no longer gets it for me. I find now I want to be comfortable. Life has moved on to another stage.

It will be very strange that for the first time in 35 years I will not have a pickup truck. I guess I'll have to do the Barton thing.

Barton and Nancy are a couple we were friends with for many years back in Maryland. Bart had inherited the family home down on Virginia's 'Northen neck' a peninsula of land jutting out in the Chesapeake Bay. It was a large two story farm house with a boat dock out back, and some corn field that he leased out to a neighboring farmer. Bart, like some of us was a native Washington D.C area resident and worker bee in the government, with family connections down on the bay. Weekends they would go down to stay over night for fishing, crabbing, some shooting on a makeshift range with a large dirt berm. Very Chesapeake rural. But Bart, being a frugal city type didn't own a pickup truck. He had another solution.

One weekend when Karen and myself had been invited down, we were sitting on the back porch, looking out over the bay when Nancy reminded Bart that the sofa had to be picked up. They had a sofa in town, at an upholster shop being recovered. I lamented that we didn't bring my truck down, but instead had driven down in Karen's Honda Element. Bart said not to worry, he just needed my help to get the sofa back into the house when he got it home. I was curious as to how he was going to go get the sofa in his little Datsun B201. He backs his Datsun up to the side of the barn and hitches up a medium black steel mesh utility trailer and we head to town. The sofa gets tied down on the utility trailer and we go home and put in the blank spot in the living room, and Bart unhitches the tailer and puts it back by the barn. Done.

Bart was one of those Washington intelligence annalists that broke everything down to the basics. If he figured that tool X was good for 98% of the time, then he'd just buy tool X and come up with a solution for the 2% of the time it was inadequate. In many ways he reminded me of my dad and his peanut and .22 caliber Colt woodsman. A minimalist.

I guess now as a fixed income senior citizen, minimalism is even more important now. Gotta stretch those social security dollars, and a small but comfortable car makes more sense at this stage of the game. I guess if I have to haul something that doesn't fit in the car, the utility trailer in the backyard by the shop building will work. And the car will be easier on old bones on a long drive.

J jackknife the technology on new vehicles is amazing. We bought a new Accord in November and couldn't be happier with it. After forty years with a truck or SUV, we just didn't need one anymore. The comfort, road noise, and fuel economy difference is eye opening. I averaged over 42 mpg on a recent trip, and it's not a hybrid. If I need something too big to carry in the car, I have it delivered :D instead of straining my back.
Years ago, I thought about buying a small pickup truck. Then I realized that none of my friends at the time had one. You don't want to be the only one in your group with a truck, unless you like helping folks move. ;)

I got 16 years out of my old Corolla. I'd still be driving it if it weren't for that :mad: unprotected left turn. Replaced it with a Yaris iA, which I hope lasts just as long. I did the math: 99% of my driving is in town. If I need anything bigger, l can rent it.
 
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Goodby, ol paint.

It's a little nuts to be sentimental over a piece of metal like a machine. Or an old pickup. But times change and time moves on. What was good once maybe be out of date now for many reasons.

In September of 2001, I bought a new Toyota pickup. In the 17 years that have passed, I've driven that little pickup all over the country Literally coast to coast and back, and From Texas to California and back several times. Last summer I taught my granddaughter, Bree, to drive in it over at the empty roads around the Georgetown airport. At age 9, she's a surprisingly good driver and after a few days of practice has i down pat. Uses turn signals and even backs up better than me.

But of late the projected repair bills look ominous, and I don't relish spending a couple thousand dollars on a 17 year old truck that spent 14 of it's winters in Maryland with all the salt they put on the roads there. Rust, electronic issues, and the evil check engine light that comes with a verified by three different places as expensive repairs are too much. Tomorrow I'm picking a new Toyota Corolla and the mechanic at the Toyota dealer is buying my truck for three grand.

Of late for many reasons, I seem to be feeling my age more. I can only explain it like Bilbo said it to Gandalf in the Lord Of The Rings movie, about feeling like butter that's been scraped over too much bread. Thin. Driving back from spending the holidays in Mission Viejo California with the daughters family, I finally started to want something a little more comfortable and quieter than my little 2002 Tacoma. A smoother ride would nice, and a break from the road noise and a bucket seat that is adjustable rather than the fixed bench seat in my little stripper truck. I was amazed at the technology that they toss in on even a compact like the Corolla. Lane drift alerts, self adjusting cruise control, back up camera, great stereo, emergency braking if I don't notice something. Heck, my old truck doesn't even have cruise control.

I took it on a good test ride up I35 from Round Rock north past Georgetown and back. I guess after all the years of being used to the old Tacoma, I hadn't realized how far compact cars had become in becoming almost as quiet and comfortable as my better half's Camry. I find that the bare bones little truck that I bought back in 2001 no longer gets it for me. I find now I want to be comfortable. Life has moved on to another stage.

It will be very strange that for the first time in 35 years I will not have a pickup truck. I guess I'll have to do the Barton thing.

Barton and Nancy are a couple we were friends with for many years back in Maryland. Bart had inherited the family home down on Virginia's 'Northen neck' a peninsula of land jutting out in the Chesapeake Bay. It was a large two story farm house with a boat dock out back, and some corn field that he leased out to a neighboring farmer. Bart, like some of us was a native Washington D.C area resident and worker bee in the government, with family connections down on the bay. Weekends they would go down to stay over night for fishing, crabbing, some shooting on a makeshift range with a large dirt berm. Very Chesapeake rural. But Bart, being a frugal city type didn't own a pickup truck. He had another solution.

One weekend when Karen and myself had been invited down, we were sitting on the back porch, looking out over the bay when Nancy reminded Bart that the sofa had to be picked up. They had a sofa in town, at an upholster shop being recovered. I lamented that we didn't bring my truck down, but instead had driven down in Karen's Honda Element. Bart said not to worry, he just needed my help to get the sofa back into the house when he got it home. I was curious as to how he was going to go get the sofa in his little Datsun B201. He backs his Datsun up to the side of the barn and hitches up a medium black steel mesh utility trailer and we head to town. The sofa gets tied down on the utility trailer and we go home and put in the blank spot in the living room, and Bart unhitches the tailer and puts it back by the barn. Done.

Bart was one of those Washington intelligence annalists that broke everything down to the basics. If he figured that tool X was good for 98% of the time, then he'd just buy tool X and come up with a solution for the 2% of the time it was inadequate. In many ways he reminded me of my dad and his peanut and .22 caliber Colt woodsman. A minimalist.

I guess now as a fixed income senior citizen, minimalism is even more important now. Gotta stretch those social security dollars, and a small but comfortable car makes more sense at this stage of the game. I guess if I have to haul something that doesn't fit in the car, the utility trailer in the backyard by the shop building will work. And the car will be easier on old bones on a long drive.
I'd rather drive a truck myself, but my Corolla gets good gas mileage--I drive a lot. Had it almost 13 years; got 292,000 miles on it.
 
12 years on my Nissan but just the other day rolled over 80K miles. I sure don't relish the thought of having to buy another car. I'll go with this one as long as I can. My wife's car is a 2001 Toyota RAV4 - I expect that one will need replacing before mine. Interesting to think I will probably only own one more car in my lifetime.
 
I tend to keep my vehicles (and clothes, watches, knives, wives, books, phones, sports equipment, glasses frames, books, etc.) a long time, but don't put many miles on them. My wife is driving a 2005 Honda Civic we bought brand new that now has just over 80K miles, and I'm driving a 2007 Ford Focus that I bought in July 2010 with 10K mi on it, and the odometer turned to 60K around Thanksgiving.

My first car was a 1964 Plymouth Barracuda (pushbutton automatic) that I got in 1969 and kept until October 1976; by then it had pretty much rusted out from under me. (I tried to replace it in summer 1974 with a used car from the Post Office, but that got totaled in front of my apartment while I was in bed one night.) I bought a '76 Corolla (manual 5-speed?) that I drove until 1988, then got an Eagle Summit (manual again) my wife drove until 1996 when we replaced it with a '96 Caravan that we kept (first driven by wife, then me, then daughter, then a woman from church) until 2013 when we donated it to public radio station. I also bought a new little Isuzu Pup pickup (5-speed stick) in 1992 and was essentially the sole driver until I sold it in 2008. Similar to Carl's report, I really enjoyed that little truck, but the frame eventually rusted away.

I've had a driver's license for 51 years; that really doesn't seem like many cars! Like John, I'm hoping I only have to buy one more car in my so-called life.

- GT
 
Interesting to think I will probably only own one more car in my lifetime.

That's what kind of depresses me at times, the realization that I've reached an age that most of what I buy, is coming with a lifetime warrantee. The kid that's the sales person at the Toyota dealership asked me I wanted the extended warrantee? :( I asked him if he's trying to be a comedian? o_O
 
Very nice Randy, and so Charlie Mike :) It will probably come as a surprise to many folks, but many years ago me, and Carl, and Matt used to hang out in Prac-Tac! :eek: :D He was a real character, and I know he will be greatly missed :thumbsup:

Prac-Tac was how I got to "know" Matt. I appreciated his perspectives on the topic. I drifted away from the subforum, but I still pop in every now and then.
 
We can have amazing attachment to our cars... I had a 2003 Ford Taurus that had 180,000 miles on it, 150,000 miles that I drove. Since I average about a mile per minute that calculates out to 2,500 hours or 104 full days spent inside of that car. It was the first car I had ever paid for in full... was nice to not have a car payment for a few years. When the transmission went on it, obviously the costs to fix it were outweighing its worth, so I was forced to move on. The night before the car dealership was going to come and tow my Taurus away I sat in it with the radio playing, as I had done for so many hours previous to that night and I tearfully drank an entire bottle of wine. When I was done I put a note inside the bottle that read "Thanks for being such an awesome car and getting me safely to so many destinations over our years. I hope someone fixes your transmission because you have a lot of miles left." :(
 
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For years I drove a bucket truck at work (some folks call them a "cherry picker") and at home I was in my pick-up or on my Harley. The only time I was in the car was family outings and my truck wasn't big enough for all of us. I bought a Honda Pilot in 2005 and have been driving it ever since. I miss my truck and my bike but I guess those day's are behind me. The Pilot has 117000 miles on it but it runs great and will probably be the only car I'll ever have going forward.

Not my picture but it sure does bring back a lot of memories.
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