No worries we're sending Ben Roberts Smith VC. (scandal in progress as we speak..look him up...Its an appalling state of affairs).
I'm gathering a collection of traditional colonial organic handmade Borrissing sticks for Big Ben to take with on his trip to the UK.
With the correct amount of pressure and accuracy I'm tipping he will rid the land of the unsightly and annoying plague of Boris Men.
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That nasty looking nulla nulla at bottom I found in the toy bin at an op shop for 10bux..its a solid heavy implement with incredible potential to cause injury and damage. It looks a lot like the weapon used by Chingachgook in Last of The Mohicans.